[Big Arnold]

Child safety campaigners condemn Tesco for not blocking porn websites on their mobile phone network - the only major supplier not to do so

A spokesperson for Tesco Mobile told MailOnline that the reason the filters had not been installed was because some of their old systems needed upgrading, but that the firm was making these changes as a matter of 'absolute priority'.

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The Department for Culture, Media and Sport told The Times: 'We understand this is a technical issue and Tesco has assured us that it is working hard to rectify this position.'

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[Inquisitor]

The above story was referred to in the Lords the other day.

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[Big Arnold]

I do hate the way these people try to redefine words.

She said the case of Tesco Mobile showed that a voluntary approach was not working

[crabcakes_windermere]

Also, holiday resorts are brimming with free wi-fi these days. She could have got the whole bloody thing for nothing.

[Lord Brett]

I do hate the way these people try to redefine words.

She said the case of Tesco Mobile showed that a voluntary approach was not working

Hmmm... A voluntary set of safeguards not working. Sounds familiar, but don't expect the Mail to make the obvious connection.

[Big Arnold]

Father who punched a drug dealer he saw attacking a terrified woman is jailed for six years - but his 'victim' escapes prosecution because of his injuries

My inner Mailite almost emerged, until...

Neale admitted one count of causing grievous bodily harm, as well as charges of dangerous driving, assault with intent to resist arrest, attempted burglary, aggravated vehicle taking and two counts of driving whilst disqualified.

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[davidjay]

M

other who rushed herself to A&E with severe pain and bleeding fearing she was losing the second of her twin babies has been fined for parking at hospital without a ticket

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Guess the final sentence.

A spokesman Gemini Parking Solutions claims the company has since cancelled the parking ticket after local newspaper The Romford Recorder intervened on her behalf.

[satnav]

Bundled into a police van... just for giving his girlfriend an innocent a peck on the cheek in a restaurant

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2vOtAydNx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Paragraph 19

'Having interrupted the couple's meal, they then began behaving in a way that other diners found excessive and inappropriate.
'Following complaints to staff, they were asked to move to another table, which they refused to do.
'They then started using abusive language towards other diners and staff, at which point the police were called. The incident was dealt with at the scene and no further action was needed.

[davidjay]

I said, “I’m not moving, you’re going to have to physically move me.”

Just the sort of thing an understanding, reasonable woman would say.

[Big Arnold]

Rush hour trains cancelled because health and safety rule banned pair of conductors from getting out of their broken down taxi and walking just TEN MINUTES to work

Train bosses deemed the walk 'too dangerous' for their two conductors because they were carrying money.

That's Littlejohn's next column sorted.

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[Esqui]

I'd challenge anyone complaining about it to walk through Birmingham city centre in a guard's uniform and carrying lots of money.

[davidjay]

I'm not sure if this should be in here, sad faces, or possibly a new thread entitled 'Moaning for the sake of it'.

Mother's fury as NHS warns that her son is at risk of obesity - despite already being on a strict diet for his bowel condition

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Marie Forshaw, Oldham Community Health Service director at Pennine Care NHS Foundation Trust, said: ‘Children are routinely weighed and measured but all parents are given the opportunity to opt out if they wish.
‘We apologise for any distress caused.’
Kirsty said: ‘They said you had to sign the letter if you didn’t want it to happen, but it should be the other way around. It’s quite sneaky I think.’
Ian Walsh, the headmaster at St Luke’s, said that the letters were written by the health authority and merely handed out by the school.

[Big Arnold]

Doc Smartin': Anger of tourist visiting village made famous by TV doctor as he is fined for parking EIGHT INCHES outside a bay in an EMPTY car park

'Having said the above, if a motorist appeals in cases such as this (i.e. minor contraventions) we always offer a concession as a gesture of good will; instructing them to ensure that they adhere to the rules in future.'

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[sporran]

Don't you just love the Mailtard legal experts?

thimbles, Norwich, 48 minutes ago
That "contractural Agreement" is cr*p unless it has been SIGNED by both parties. Learn the law McManus !

I'm no lawyer, but I'm 100% certain that's bollocks.

[Andy McDandy]

And do you know that a policeman can't arrest you unless he's wearing his helmet etc?