Reminds me of this bloke I used to work with. He used to tell me about this Littlejohn type character who used to go in his local pub every Friday night. He used to call him "Racist Ron" and he would always stand in exactly the same place every week, and he was a big bloke with a loud voice. He had retired early on full pension and had nothing much to do apart from to go to the pub and mouth off.
He hated EVERYBODY. Once, my mate said he was talking to him and this other bloke he knew let on to him "hi Ron" or something, he said "hi" back to him, them, after he'd left said "he's a cunt!" to my mate.
He hated anyone and anything foreign and gays. The barman at the pub was gay, so he would always make a point of really camping it up when serving him, just to annoy him further!
We had another Littlejohnesque type as a client too. He was the boss of a building firm and every conversation with him was peppered with lots of er, strong language. If a liability claim is submitted against a company, you have to submit it immediately to your insurers and not get involved in correspondence with the claimant. I told him this several times, but he used to phone the third party solicitors up and tell them to fuck off and that the claim was bollocks.
Another time, he got another firm of insurers to quote for his business, but decided that he would renew with us after all. He conveyed this decision to us in a phone call where he said " I'm going to renew with you. I don't like this bloke from this other firm, he's dead pushy, he phones me twice a day and...he's a fucking coon!"
Finally, there was the time they had a break in claim. Rather than pay the glazing contractor who had done the work, for some reason, the insurers paid the client, he then banked the cheque and didn't pay the glaziers, so after about three months a woman from their accounts department came on to me, chasing payment. I rang him up and told him that I was getting hassled by the glaziers and that he should settle up, the reply was "oh that bitch, yeah, I had her on too, I fucked her off!!"