[Andy McDandy]

Today he does one of his "call a helpline" routines. It's about MPs looking for advice and it's crap.

[Big Arnold]

I know. I haven't read it yet, but I know.

[mr angry manchester]

Littlejohn’s stuff is like one of those shitty sit coms set in somewhere like Surrey, My Family for example. You just know it will be shite without the necessity of actually watching it.

[MisterMuncher]

The written equivalent of "America's top comedy, now on Channel 4!!!"

[The Red Arrow]

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -jail.html

Today, why can't we hang brown people?

[mr angry manchester]

Worracunt

[MisterMuncher]

That grating, fuckwitted nicknaming thing would undercut any insight he had. Good thing he's as incisive as a bowling ball.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... itain.html

Blah blah we never voted for this blah blah project fear blah blah enough of experts blah blah political classes blah blah by the way I'm a cunt.

[youngian]

Littlejohn’s summarizes his career

Without going into all the mind-numbingly boring detail,

[Daley Mayle]

Thanks once again to Andy for his Littlejohn synopses. Saves me hours of time best employed in rearranging my collection of Belly Button Lint Of The Rich And Famous.

[mr angry manchester]

He's just a boring, repetitive tit. Littlejohn, that is, not Andy

[Daley Mayle]

I had to google the plural of synopsis BTW. I tried synopsises, synopsies and synopsi but got the red wiggly lines underneath.

[Abernathy]

Synopses.

You're welcome.

[Daley Mayle]

I got there in the end. Still doesn't look right.