What the hell is he talking about? Perhaps Littlejohn has the low down on the life of army generals in the 21st century. Or he just thought 'Melchett from Blackadder' ha ha that's what all generals are like.
I’ve no idea precisely what he did in the Falklands. He may not have been the reincarnation of Henry V at Agincourt, but at least he was there, flying a helicopter.
That’s more than can be said for some of the gentlemen’s club generals currently queueing around the block to put the boot in.
Most of them are safely tucked up at the MoD in Whitehall, pushing Dinky tanks round sandpits and playing with Airfix model destroyers in their baths.
Firebombing houses in Notting Hill will sort 'them' out
And what if, through some kind of time tunnel, today’s street posses clashed with their 1950s counterparts? My money would be on the Teds, machetes or no machetes.