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Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:18 am
by Andy McDandy
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -here.html

Good morning everybody, here's some bollocks.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:14 am
by Big Arnold
That pipsqueak ingrate Irish premier Lenny Verruca didn't do Mrs May any favours yesterday, either, dancing a jig to the Brussels tune and issuing empty threats against a benevolent, and much larger, neighbour which kept his country afloat during difficult economic times.
FRO. It's the UK up against a much larger EU27. And "benevolent" isn't the first word that comes to mind when I think of how Britain has treated Ireland over the centuries. And Patel's suggestion of rerunning the Great Hunger.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:43 pm
by davidjay
That word 'ingrate' sums up the entire Gammon philosophy. Europe should be grateful to us - for bailing them out in the war, for spending our holidays there, for buying their cars, for being willing to honour them with our presence. And how do they react? By ganging up on us. The dirty, treacherous ingrates.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:08 pm
by Watchman
And the twat still hasn't worked out that Eire is in the EU...not The UK

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:18 pm
by mr angry manchester
Eire hasn’t been in the UK since, er 1923. Tool.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:57 pm
by Big Arnold
davidjay wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:43 pm
That word 'ingrate' sums up the entire Gammon philosophy.
Assuming they know the meaning of the word.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:33 pm
by Bones McCoy
mr angry manchester wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:18 pm
Eire hasn’t been in the UK since, er 1923. Tool.
"Eire" shows up a lot on ConservativeHome.
I used to think it was doddery old twats.
I'm now convinced that it's another of the edgelord's shibboleths.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:04 pm
by The Red Arrow
I'll just leave this here...


Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:48 am
by Andy McDandy
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... s-May.html

Topicality today is 50 Shades of Grey and Minder. You'd have as much luck wanking over a car crash.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:44 am
by The Red Arrow
You know what they say about vicars' daughters. Fiona Richmond, anyone?
Jesus H Christ! Real finger on the pulse stuff there.

,,,and Gary's 'hilarious' cartoon is a bit late to the party. Enjoy your elevensies, kids. :wink:

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:53 am
by Boiler
Andy McDandy wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:48 am
Topicality today is 50 Shades of Grey and Minder. You'd have as much luck wanking over a car crash.
That's J. G. Ballard, isn't it?

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:15 am
by Big Arnold
Funnily enough, I decided to watch this episode again on Wednesday night
Not really. I expect you watch the entire boxset every week.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:06 pm
by youngian
To be honest, so-called erotic fiction has never done much for me. Allegedly erotic films, neither. An usherette once threatened to throw me out of Muswell Hill Odeon for laughing too loudly at the sex scenes in Fatal Attraction.


And went home to jerk off to his ladyboy videos. Did they still have usherettes in the mid 90s? What sort of middle aged man laughs out loud in a cinema at leg crossing?

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:41 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
The deeply embarrassed, homo-erotically fixated, deep in denial sort.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:24 am
by Andy McDandy
Peaked emotionally/developmentally at age 14. Can't think of sex as more than bits of flesh slapping together. Bursts out laughing at the word "bonking". Sees it all as a bit dirty and secretive, gets obsessed with the mechanics of it all.