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Yay! It's Littlejohn's Komedy Kavalkade as he reimagines a church service for leaving the EU as, surprise surprise, a fairground barker doing "Roll up, roll up".
Apparently the EU invented wind turbines, and peace in Europe is worth "Bugger all". At least to us Brits.
Then a bit on Minder (with a bit of "look at me, I'm a real man's man eating bacon and that") with another blow by blow retelling of an episode (actually just one scene) which he considers comedy gold.
Then a bit on a Scottish MP, which is, I'm not joking, "He looks like a pooftah!". Seriously. That's all he has to say.
"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail." - Gore Vidal.
"I proved that you're wrong. And if you're wrong, I'm right." - Aaron Eckhart.