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Sadiq Khan gets both barrels of the peashooter. Dickie can't go to a restaurant and enjoy his steak. What about the poor waiters and bar staff? He's clearly unaware that a) furlough scheme, and b) al the fucking shops and restaurants are shut!
Sadiq's also a baddie because he has a chauffeur driven car. Boris of course cycled everywhere in a way that was not a PR stunt, and never wasted a penny. On that one, I dread to think what Dickie would say if Sadiq drove himself (insert unfunny minicab driver skit here) or used public transport (insert "who does he think he's trying to impress?" skit here).
Finally a picture of a man in a mask riding a penny farthing, tee hee! Where do
they find them? Probably the same place as the twats with canoes who wait for a flood and a camera crew because the media are suckers for the Great British Eccentric.
"I've tried to think of something clever to say about Rod Liddle, but I think he's just a cunt."