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Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 9:47 am
by Andy McDandy
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... elled.html

He takes a swipe at the government, along with lefty councils (what, all of them?), the militant health lobby (???), Jamie Oliver and various others. Then he recycles some old jokes and tries to pass them off as his own.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:01 am
by youngian
With your car driver head on, have you ever ranted at a town or city for sending you to a park and ride in order to pedestrianise their centres?
Lucky for him. For now, he won’t have to face the righteous wrath of shopkeepers in his Hertfordshire constituency, who are being forced out of business because his anti-car totalitarianism has driven away the vast majority of their customers.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:06 am
by Boiler
McDonald’s will survive, but many already struggling independent caffs and restaurants will collapse under the bureaucratic burden.
Only if they employ more than 250 staff, I understand.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:17 am
by Cyclist
youngian wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:01 am
With your car driver head on, have you ever ranted at a town or city for sending you to a park and ride in order to pedestrianise their centres?
Lucky for him. For now, he won’t have to face the righteous wrath of shopkeepers in his Hertfordshire constituency, who are being forced out of business because his anti-car totalitarianism has driven away the vast majority of their customers.
Yeah. It's disgusting how nobody ever visits Cambridge any more.

Park and Ride - ban it now!

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:06 am
by Andy McDandy
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... dress.html

Good morning everyone! How about some casual racism with your breakfast?

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:21 am
by Boiler
Is it just me or is "Gary" more shit than Paul Wossisface?

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:12 pm
by Amazonian
'...an old-fashioned bacon banjo and a mug of workmen’s tea...'

Dickie, you're trying too hard. People are laughing at you.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:17 pm
by Boiler
Amazonian wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:12 pm
'...an old-fashioned bacon banjo and a mug of workmen’s tea...'

Dickie, you're trying too hard. People are laughing at you.
They were, back in 2012.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soc ... 2081438077

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:18 pm
by Cyclist
Dickie might catch up with the Daily Mash in another 15 years or so. His 'modern' cultural references have just about reached the 1980s.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:47 pm
by Andy McDandy
He's on Larry David and The Office, so yes, about 15 years out.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:35 pm
by Amazonian
Oddly, in my recent re-viewing of the excellent Bulman series, there's an episode where he refers to the 'ham and egg banjos' that he's ordered. These are specifically served in large, circular baps which do look like the body of said instrument. However, I suspect that Dickie boy is referring to a bog-standard bacon sandwich, which is not the same thing. Littlejohn is a hopeless try-hard. I rest my case.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:12 pm
by Boiler
AIUI the "banjo" bit comes from a fried egg sandwich where the yolk is unbroken ("sunny side up" as the Colonials refer to it) and upon biting into it, the yolk drips down your shirt; the "banjo" bit is the motion of your hand in trying to wipe the yolk away on your shirt.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Egg_Banjo

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:28 pm
by Bones McCoy
Boiler wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:12 pm
AIUI the "banjo" bit comes from a fried egg sandwich where the yolk is unbroken ("sunny side up" as the Colonials refer to it) and upon biting into it, the yolk drips down your shirt; the "banjo" bit is the motion of your hand in trying to wipe the yolk away on your shirt.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Egg_Banjo
Yeah, you hold the drippy bit away in your left while wiping/strumming with the right.

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:41 pm
by Watchman
And I always thought it was brushing off crumbs

Re: Richard Littlejohn

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:56 am
by Andy McDandy
Get back to work you slags:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... a-NOW.html
My fear all along has been that some of the more contentious decisions are based not on what is best for Britain, but what will protect individual politicians and their advisers when the inevitable public inquiry is held.
Stopped clock etc.