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Safe_Timber_Man wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:26 pm

Blimey, it's been a while!

Admittedly I don't pay much attention to her articles, but I don't think I've ever seen her mention her son Monty until now.





Perhaps he's been in rehab.

I'm not sure Shona's strategy is working Monty looks like Rowley Birkin*

* A Paul Whitehouse Fast Show character who is an incomprehensible old drunk

Mother-of-four who admits she SEDATES her brood to help them sleep on long-haul flights is blasted as 'irresponsible' and 'selfish'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... ights.html

'Mother of Four' = Shona herself.

I'm assuming she has kids younger than the two pictured above.

Hmm. My grandson has bad travel sickness and he is prescribed either this or something similar. I rather doubt the Mail would get quite so knickerfuckingtwisted over that.

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:51 pm

Hmm. My grandson has bad travel sickness and he is prescribed either this or something similar. I rather doubt the Mail would get quite so knickerfuckingtwisted over that.

The comments seem to bear that out.

I think I point it out before but Shona always seems to grab the headlines just before the school holidays, she clearly needs the money to pay for the family vacation. If any working class parents did half the things that Shona does I'm pretty sure that social services would soon become involved.

satnav wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:14 pm

I think I point it out before but Shona always seems to grab the headlines just before the school holidays

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:51 pm

Hmm. My grandson has bad travel sickness and he is prescribed either this or something similar.

As Shona's kids probably are but she had to think on her feet quick for a contrived story that would get her noticed.

Mother-of-four is branded 'selfish' as she admits to changing her daughter's name THREE times because she couldn't make up her mind - and now often forgets what her child is called

Guess who.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... three.html

She’s just making shit up now while on the sherry

youngian wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:43 pm

She’s just making shit up for money

FTFY

That's about the size of it. It would take a special kind of mind to turn that shit out, and an even more rarified intellect to accept money for it.

There's a cheap and nasty gag to be made about how she can look herself in the eye, but the whole enterprise is tawdry enough.

Typical of a lot of Mail journalists...

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:53 pm

youngian wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:43 pm

She’s just making shit up for money while on the sherry.

FTFY

FTFY

Big Arnold wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:48 pm

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:53 pm

youngian wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:43 pm

She’s just making shit up for money to pay for the sherry.

FTFY

FTFY

FTAgain

Do humans actually still drink sherry?

I'm sure Andalucian fishermen, wearing their own version of a Breton cap, still sip one with a knowing, satisfied smile after a day's honest toil, as the western horizon yields from a red to indigo dusk.

But women in the home counties? Don't they quaff prosecco because it doesn't sound quite so common and English as Jerez?