[MisterMuncher]

If that has actually happened, I'll eat my chef clogs.

Can't fuck with traditional dishes. Invented in the 70's. By the milk marketing board.

[Andy McDandy]

It sounds like the sort of thing bitter provincial newspaper columnists thrive on. "Whatever next? Ploughperson's lunches?". And then some drooling idiot says "You'll never guess what they've gone and done now...".

[MisterMuncher]

My main meat supplier still sells Jew's Fillet, ffs. Load of bollocks