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Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:04 pm
by Safe_Timber_Man
Another stream of insults and name calling by Rod Liddle. I always find it odd that he's always so desperate to pretend he isn't middle class.



Extinction Rebellion should pack up their plastic tents and virtue-signalling hysterics and get back to work

THEY’RE still with us, then. The narcissists and bedwetters of ­Extinction Rebellion.

Still choking up the city of London. The most white and middle-class and privileged protest this country has ever seen.

All worshippers of a damaged and exploited 16-year-old Swedish girl who hasn’t got a clue what she’s talking about.

They want an end to capitalism. To be replaced by what? The socialism of the Soviet Union, North Korea or Ecuador?

Yay, brilliant! Capitalism has its flaws, but it has lifted untold billions out of poverty. These clowns, who wish to tear it all down, need to learn a bit of history.

They want an end to fossil fuels. And there they squat in their tents made out of polyurethane, in their polyester waterproofs, clutching their mobile phones. How do you think plastic is made, you morons? You think it grows on trees?

They think our society is wasteful. But they will buy their takeaway coffees from the big chains and queue at McDonald’s for their lunch.

You want to change the world, you drongos? Start at home, huh? Start with your own lifestyles.

My generation, the one you love to hate, had NONE of that stuff. No takeaways, no mobile phones, not much in the way of polyester either. Hell, even our tents were made out of canvas. But they are too busy sobbing to think about their own lifestyles.

This is the most cosseted and ­privileged generation we have ever seen. And they show not the slightest sign of wishing to give up the benefits modern industry has given them. It’s always someone else who is to blame, not them.

I wonder, incidentally, how many extra tons of fluorocarbons have been dumped in the atmosphere as a consequence of these protests? The buses and cars backed up for mile after mile on end, because they can’t get through? Do you suppose for a moment any of that occurred to them?

“We’re doing it for our CHILDREN!” they shriek. Nah, you’re not. You’re doing it because you are virtue-signalling ­hysterics. And the great irony, of course, is that they are being paid to squat on their fat ar*es by the rest of us.

If these dingbats work at all, it won’t be in the private sector. Private sector firms can’t afford to have an employee taking weeks off at a time because he’s had a hissy fit about global warming.

They work in the public sector or ­charities, where bosses are much more lenient about things like that — because they don’t have to make money. Without the private sector there wouldn’t be a public sector. We pay for you. Now pack up the tent and go back to work, you serially indulged kidults.

And don’t you think it’s about time the police started getting a little bit more involved with their work? These protesters have, once again, been indulged. Treated with astonishing ­kindliness by the police.

Imagine if this had been a Brexit rally? The whole lot of them would have been kettled and sent home by five o’clock, day one. Man-made climate change exists and we should do more to prevent the ­damage caused to our environment.

I don’t doubt that for one second. But these protests are an utter irrelevance. They are the pre-bedtime screech of a toddler. It’s about time the rest of us lost our patience.




Middle classes wise up

At last the real world has caught up with Pizza Express

THAT'S the pizza restaurant for middle-class people. And it is on its uppers, on the verge of closure.

That’s because it offers truly rotten value for money, and always has. The sizes are comparatively small and the prices nigh extortionate.

At last the middle classes have wised up – it’s only taken them 30 years or so.




RIP Hessy

RIP then, Hessy, the lovely humpback whale that swam up the Thames and has now been found dead.

THE creature presumably reached Westminster Bridge. Saw all the crusties shrieking in Parliament Square.Caught sight of Speaker John Bercow striding around in the manner of a pompous midget. Saw the EU flags waved by Remoaner ­protestors. And promptly gave up the will to live.





Here's the latest Brexit scare story

IF WE leave without a deal, the UK’s supply of sperm will, er, dry up. Apparently we import gallons of European Uncle Dunk every year. I have absolutely no idea why.

Maybe some company freeze-dries stuff, shapes it into lumps for “tasty meat substitute” vegan meals. I had one of those the other day and I could well believe it.

How shall we cope without our regular gallon-loads of Belgian sperm? Maybe the Prime Minister has an answer.

Certainly never seems short of the stuff himself.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:23 pm
by Cyclist
Apparently we import gallons of European Uncle Dunk every year. I have absolutely no idea why.
Because nobody wants the septic cock-dribble a wanker like you would produce.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:32 pm
by Watchman
I know it's not big or clever.....but this cunt is now at the top of my "Who I would feel no remorse giving a good kicking too" list

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:17 pm
by Bones McCoy
If only Liddle's dad's sperm supply had dried up - eh readers!

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:42 pm
by youngian
IF WE leave without a deal, the UK’s supply of sperm will, er, dry up. Apparently we import gallons of European Uncle Dunk every year. I have absolutely no idea why.

Maybe some company freeze-dries stuff, shapes it into lumps for “tasty meat substitute” vegan meals. I had one of those the other day and I could well believe it.

How shall we cope without our regular gallon-loads of Belgian sperm? Maybe the Prime Minister has an answer.

I have an answer; Capitalism has a tendency to consolidate within its market so greater economy of scale leads to specialization and professionalism at a lower price from fewer commercial producers. Its on the back of the Adam Smith £20 note, Rod. You're even really shit at being a Tory.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:00 pm
by Bones McCoy
youngian wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:42 pm
IF WE leave without a deal, the UK’s supply of sperm will, er, dry up. Apparently we import gallons of European Uncle Dunk every year. I have absolutely no idea why.

Maybe some company freeze-dries stuff, shapes it into lumps for “tasty meat substitute” vegan meals. I had one of those the other day and I could well believe it.

How shall we cope without our regular gallon-loads of Belgian sperm? Maybe the Prime Minister has an answer.

I have an answer; Capitalism has a tendency to consolidate within its market so greater economy of scale leads to specialization and professionalism at a lower price from fewer commercial producers. Its on the back of the Adam Smith £20 note, Rod. You're even really shit at being a Tory.
That indicates the kitchen staff's opinion of Liddle.
Soup for Mister creosote - and make it a 'Winner'.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:06 pm
by spoonman
Why oh why does the average weekly Liddle column feature more moaning that that of a porn actress doing a shoot on set in California?

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:09 pm
by Safe_Timber_Man
So we've got climate change, transgender, racism and Remainers. And of course, "woke" and "snowflakes".



Lew's oil wrong

THE latest woke and mega-rich celebrity to tell you how to live your life is Lewis Hamilton.

He has told us that we should all become vegan in order to save the planet.

Yes, this is a man who drives cars for a living. Cars which spew out more hydrocarbons than a transatlantic jumbo jet.

And whose wealth comes from his sponsors such as Petronas, the giant Malaysian oil firm.

And who usually travels to his races in a private plane. And Lewis thinks all of this is offset by the fact he only eats chives, or something.

Hell, I think if Hamilton gave up his day job – and maybe took the Tube occasionally – climate change would immediately go into reverse.

His lifestyle couldn’t be more damaging to the environment if he ran an enormous factory which minced polar bears into cat food.

Don’t these witless slebs realise how stupid and hypocritical they appear? It’s like being told to stay away from drugs by Keith Richards.

Lewis has said sometimes he feels so depressed about the damage to the planet he feels like “giving it all up”.

What, mate – the money and the success?

Yeah. Sure
.




Big cities can't think straight

A NEW study suggests that people who live in heavily polluted areas suffer terrible brain-related problems. They can’t think straight. They don’t remember stuff like the rest of us can.

Maybe that’s why our most polluted big cities – London, Glasgow, Liverpool – voted overwhelmingly to stay in the EU.They wandered down to the polling station on June 23, 2016 with all these horrible chemicals addling their brains.




Not a fair race

FEMALE athletes given injections of ­testosterone perform much better than other women, a new study has found. Men produce lots of ­testosterone, which is one of the reasons they are a lot better at sports.

It’s against the rules for women to inject themselves with testosterone before a race. So a transgender woman already has a good head start.

Believe me, we are ­seeing a growing threat to women’s sports, with transgender people taking first place in an increasing number of ­disciplines.

Doesn’t seem remotely fair to me.




Ban is monu-mental

STUDENTS, huh. Latest thing is they want to ban a statue at the University of Manchester.

Because it’s raaaaacccisst.

The planned statue is of Mahatma Gandhi, a pacifist who fought for Indian independence. But they hate Gandhi because he had a colonial attitude towards black people, apparently.

Nobody, anywhere, is good enough for these moronic snowflakes.

Anybody, past or present, who transgresses any of their fatuous beliefs has to be banned.









Sofia's shamed by few

LIKE Raheem Sterling, I feel a little bit sorry for the Bulgarians.

They get absolutely stuffed 6-0 at home by England.

And then they’re revealed to the world as the most racist scumbags ever to walk this Earth.

The England players behaved magnificently in Sofia.

And it is right that the contingent of low-browed Neanderthals making foul monkey chants were kicked out the ground. But they were a minority.

And isn’t it racist to blame an entire country for the actions of a few?



Just a reminder of one of the many racist posts Rod made on a Milwall forum:
Surely if they’re fcking the Nigerians, Somalians etc the correct term would be niggermeat, rather than wogmeat? You’ve got to get your terminology correct.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:10 pm
by AOB
Sajid Javid condemns magazine column suggesting Muslim people should be deterred from voting

If Littlejohn's career wasn't worth less than dog shit then Liddle would be the Poundland Littlejohn. But they both need scraping off the sole of the shoe.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:33 pm
by mattomac
That's all fine Javid but the party you represented has created this hatred.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:59 pm
by The Weeping Angel
How the Spectator uses and excuses bigotry.

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/m ... -attention
Even followers of Rod Liddle’s Spectator columns, which have regularly been condemned for bigotry, were surprised by his latest offering. In a single paragraph he belittles the experiences of domestic abuse survivor Rosie Duffield, the Labour MP for Canterbury, then suggests that Muslims be prevented from voting.

The paragraph in question has been screenshotted and shared widely:

“It was principally the student vote that won Canterbury for the sobbing and oppressed Rosie ‘#MeToo’ Duffield. Please don’t let that happen again. My own choice of election date would be a day when universities are closed and Muslims are forbidden to do anything on pain of hell, or something. There must be at least one day like that in the Muslim calendar, surely? That would deliver at least 40 seats to the Tories, I reckon.”

It is both horrifically and unnecessarily offensive, and deeply irresponsible when hate crimes against Muslims are on the rise and three women are killed by their partners every week in the UK.

The former Guardian editor, Alan Rusbridger, has suggested on Twitter that Spectator editor Fraser Nelson will have to say something to defend or excuse the piece, and quickly.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:04 pm
by Safe_Timber_Man
Lesson in education

CHINESE kids are the best educated in the world, according to a new study. They easily outperform Western children – especially in the key subjects of reading, writing and arithmetic.

That’s because they are taught discipline, obedience and the value of studying. There are no fatuous lessons in PSHE or “resilience”.

And half the class isn’t obsessed with transitioning.

Fucking hell...he is SUCH a twat.









Sad day, Pirelli

OH no – the Pirelli calendar has suddenly got “woke”.

Instead of showing beautiful women with their baps out, they’ve got lots of famous actresses to look really miserable, fully clothed.

If I wanted to look at a miserable woman wearing lots of clothes I’d just watch my missus putting the bins out.

And just because the likes of Emma Watson and Claire Foy are clothed, it doesn’t mean you’re not “objectifying” them, as the feminists would say.

Have the courage of your convictions, Pirelli.






Badges a bad idea, period

A JAPANESE department store has created little pink badges for female staff members to wear when they are experiencing that special time of the month.

It is a figure of a woman called “Miss Period”.

The bosses believe that these badges might help remove the stigma associated with this natural bodily process.

The obvious point to make is that, in my experience, the badges aren’t strictly necessary, you know?

Just count forward a couple of days from the last time they went doolally in the office, Bob’s your uncle.

Or perhaps that is the very kind of attitude the firm wishes to dispel.Anyway, they’ve now scrapped the idea because the women employees, er, went doolally.

I think they should do badges for men whose football teams have just been hammered 5-0 at the weekend.








Robins over Labour

A WEEK to go! The kids may be waiting patiently for Christmas, but it’s election day I enjoy.

Especially the look on the faces of horrible people who’ve just been defeated unexpectedly.

Ha – take that! Now bugger off.

This Saturday I’ll be out campaigning in Cambridge for the Social Democratic Party candidate Jane Robins – come and join us!

We’re just a small party at the moment but the aim is to replace Labour as a sensible alternative to the Tories. And whatever happens next Thursday, Labour is not fit to govern.

Anyway we’re heading in the right direction. Jane’s just told me she’s found four people who are definitely going to vote for her.

I have no doubt whatsoever that by election day it will be 40,000. Remember – Vote Robins This Christmas.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:46 pm
by youngian
Whose bright idea was it to ask Rod Liddle to campaign in Cambridge? This election gets more bizarre.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:07 pm
by Kreuzberger
Only a Burger King milkshake will do.

Re: Rod Liddle

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:55 pm
by Bones McCoy
Those "too clever by half" students / Japs / pervy calendar makers.
You'll never guess ...


I think he sounds a bit triggered.
Awright Dave.