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By McSnark
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#190536
Stupid whinging bitch - not my words, but those of my Mother - has a pop at humanity. Read for yourself and pick out your favourite "BUT WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" moment. Fucking stupid idiot. Someone should really, really stop her from accessing a computer for, oh, about a year. It makes me wish that the person who shot at her mailbox should have aimed a *little* higher...

Read at your peril!
 
By bluebellnutter
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#190549
Everyone has their snapping point. For me, it was a pair of Marc Jacobs knickers that I’d bought only to discover, when I got them home, that they were ‘Dry Clean Only’.

You can only imagine my rage, especially when I tried to return them. ‘But we have a policy of not allowing returns of lingerie,’ the robotic sales assistant told me.

‘I have a policy of washing my undies,’ I said. ‘Well,’ the robot said, staring at a spot just over my shoulder, as if to gaze upon me would damage her exclusive fabulousness. ‘Maybe you should shop at Marks & Spencer.’
That was it. Time to fight back against the culture of complacency, shoddy service and mindless ineptitude that we all seem to tolerate in British life.


Or maybe you should, y'know, read the fucking label before you buy them?
 
By oboogie
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#190559
bluebellnutter wrote:
Everyone has their snapping point. For me, it was a pair of Marc Jacobs knickers that I’d bought only to discover, when I got them home, that they were ‘Dry Clean Only’.

You can only imagine my rage, especially when I tried to return them. ‘But we have a policy of not allowing returns of lingerie,’ the robotic sales assistant told me.

‘I have a policy of washing my undies,’ I said. ‘Well,’ the robot said, staring at a spot just over my shoulder, as if to gaze upon me would damage her exclusive fabulousness. ‘Maybe you should shop at Marks & Spencer.’
That was it. Time to fight back against the culture of complacency, shoddy service and mindless ineptitude that we all seem to tolerate in British life.


Or maybe you should, y'know, read the fucking label before you buy them?

Surely that's a send up isn't it?
 
By oboogie
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#190584
Malcolm Armsteen wrote:Everything she writes is a send-up. It's a constructed personality, designed to provoke comments and website hits.

Ah, like Clarkson you mean?
I've only ever read one Liz Jones article, the one about Joanna Yeates, so my knowledge of her oeuvre is gleaned entirely from this site.
 
By Malcolm Armsteen
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#190595
I've no doubt there's a real person in there somewhere, but yes, just like Clarkson.
It's a worry that Johann Hari thinks she's a good person, though. After all, she's a journalist...
By Tom_UK
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#191007
Me: ‘Your automated service does not work.’

Santander Robot: ‘What is your date of birth?’

Me: 050958.

Robot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, right!

Robot: ‘What are the first two letters of your password?’

‘Um. It’s Guccigirl.’

Robot: ‘That was the whole password. You are not allowed to tell me the whole word. I cannot proceed with this call as you have failed our security test due to your inability to follow basic instructions.’


FTFY Liz.
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