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By Bones McCoy
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Boiler wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:35 pm
Didn't Alan Sugar tweet about Morgan's behaviour over this?
Indeed he did.

On Maslow's hierarchy of cuntishness, SrAllan is dwarfed by the titan that is Morgan.
 
By youngian
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mr angry manchester wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:27 pm
I can't perv at Susanna any more because it involves having to listen to the bell when he's on ITVs breakfast programme.
I discovered Cheers is one click away from Piers Morgan in the morning. Breakfast with Ted Danson is a more uplifting start to the day.
 
By MisterMuncher
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youngian wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:42 pm
mr angry manchester wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:27 pm
I can't perv at Susanna any more because it involves having to listen to the bell when he's on ITVs breakfast programme.
I discovered Cheers is one click away from Piers Morgan in the morning. Breakfast with Ted Danson is a more uplifting start to the day.
Breakfast with Ted Bundy would be a close-run contest.
 
By Safe_Timber_Man
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This is actually fairly shocking:

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But I am good at making conversation, so I went around offering cups of tea and a chance to chat. I quickly discovered that talking to homeless people is exactly like talking to media people at a metropolitan dinner party: they just talk about themselves all the time and have no interest in what you have to say.
The truth is that helping the homeless is really boring — unless you have a special skill to offer. Long tedious hours of manual labour — cleaning dishes in the kitchen, cleaning the toilets, mopping up this and sweeping up that — were followed by long periods of inactivity.


Full article if you want to subject yourself to it:
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2020/01/i-s ... f-my-mind/
 
By Killer Whale
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Haha! Reminds me of those articles that used to appear quite regularly in the Mail where some middle class white kid on their gap year complains that a west African country they volunteered in had them digging drainage ditches rather than putting them in charge of the Ministry of Agriculture.
By Andy McDandy
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So they weren't falling over themselves to thank him for his generosity? Maybe they've got concerns beyond token hug a homeless day.
 
By Bones McCoy
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Guy goes (or more likely is sent by the editors) to do some do-gooding nonsense.

Doesn't find scandalous waste of taxpayer's largesse.
Finds it all a bit beneath him.
What's in it for meee...
By Andy McDandy
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Fuck me, he was Nathan Barley before it was a thing. "Experimented around the fringes of performance", that means hung around with performers trying to look cool, doesn't it?
 
By Bones McCoy
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Andy McDandy wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:32 pm
Fuck me, he was Nathan Barley before it was a thing. "Experimented around the fringes of performance", that means hung around with performers trying to look cool, doesn't it?
Like a Toby Young, without the charm, charisma and talent.
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