[Esqui]

After much deliberation, I have decided to keep the format as is. Only this time, there will be bonus points available! Aside from the normal scoring for the best three, I may, depending on how I feel, award a bonus for the best pun and another for finding something in the picture that no-one else does (if such a thing exists). Other than that, service as normal.

We start this week with everyone's favourite Work and Pensions secretary, Peter Hain


Good luck all.

[Baht At]

The appearance fee IS in the brown envelope isn't it?

[horacegoesskiing]

Scandal as Hain uses Tesco Clubcard vouchers to pay for Deputy Leadership campaign

[JamesFarrier]

"Sponsoring British Red Cross, eh? That's a coincidence, I'm after some donors too..."

[Paul]

200 clubcard points free for every £1000 donated.

[Daul Pacre]

Hain fondles cashier's arse while on photo shoot

[Baht At]

Hain fondles cashier's arse while on photo shoot

There you are dear, now you're nearly as buggered as me!

[Sealink]

Tesco allow French words to creep into stores.

[Snowden]

"How silly of me! I appear to have forgotten my change!"

[Adrian]

"They smiled at the time, but two minutes later he was in the back of a police car and she was dead, a carrier bag taut across her face."

[JuanTwoThree]

"Mr Hain, do you think anyone can make a funny caption for this photo?"

"They could if they could see my trousers were down."

[mattomac]

Every Little Helps...........Seriously at Labour were Fucked.

[Mr Mordon]

Thats more like it love! Like i say, no more bags with 'SWAG' written on please.

[Killer Whale]

"...and anyway, what break are you on? I'm on early...BLOODY HELL! Don't look now, but there's this weird bloke creeping up behind you!"

[jonboy]

And Littlejohn sayeth unto his fan.... Behold the Cuprinol kid, the only man darker than the woman in front of him in tescos.