"Chef has ordered me to personally apologise for the thumbs in the soup business. And I'll make sure my trousers are zipped up from now on. Please accept a bottle of plonk on the house for all the trouble. I hope I didn't spoil your evening too much. I'm new to this job, you see - and lacking confidence."
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