[Abernathy]

Something about licking Bozza's love-spuds.

[Bones McCoy]

To think, we could've got Lineker.

[Snowflake]

Cuts in government funding lead to drastic cutbacks at local snooker hall.

[Bones McCoy]

Dick Tayto r

[spoonman]

Dick Tayto r

Winner!

[The Red Arrow]

[bluebellnutter]

"Say you're voting for Boris once more and Ed here will sort you out, sunshine. You'll find out what 'chaos with Ed Miliband' really looks like."

[Bones McCoy]

Can't come up with a caption for that one, but Milliband's stare has something of late-plot Michael Corleone about it.

[Kreuzberger]

Sexist observation, perhaps, but that Miliband fella is growing in to 'imself.

[Abernathy]

Seen. I alays thought he was a good-lookin' sexy boy.

In a strictly non-BUMSEX way, you understand......

[bluebellnutter]

This reboot of Minder looks good though, TBH

[The Red Arrow]

[Andy McDandy]

Roll on thou great and horrible ocean, roll over the lot.

[Watchman]

I'll prove to that twat Corbyn, that you can always get a seat on a train

[youngian]

♪We're going on a ....♪ 'oh shit.'