[Cyclist]

That's not a television - it's an Anbaric Distascope!

[Boiler]

Worse than that - it's a GEC...

Looks about 1950/1 - certainly not 1930s. The radiogram looks in period, but why you'd want an extension loudspeaker above it I know not.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I want an Interociter.

[Andy McDandy]

I think you'll both find that it's actually an image of one, displayed upon a VDU or device screen.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Çeci n'est pas un interociter...

[Cyclist]

Dr Who called. She wants the controls to her TARDIS back.

[Big-Iain]

Hey Chums. Everyone likes a Christmas Quiz.

Today, how many arithmetical errors can you find in this article

Note - the article has been updated at least twice, but still is shite.

[Big Arnold]

Dunno mate, Sussex, United Kingdom, 46 minutes ago

I wonder what the difference in their ages will be twenty years from now?
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[Big Arnold]

Tricky quiz tests your knowledge on everything from grammar to biology... so do YOU have what it takes to score full marks?

The article gives the correct answer as "pronoun".


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... ology.html

[Bones McCoy]

Çeci n'est pas un interociter...

I'm pretty sure Hawkwind were playing one of those, last time I saw them.

[Snowflake]

Abraham Lincoln's Christmas letter allowing his wife's Confederate cousins to return to their cotton plantation after it was taken over during Civil War, sells for $60,000.

Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation in September 1962, declaring all slaves free as of January 1 the following year.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... s-60K.html

[Big Arnold]

Drone detection systems may be deployed at all UK airports after machines cause three days of Gatwick flight chaos, grounding 1,000 planes and affecting 140,000 passengers

Security minister Ben Wallace may be deployed across the UK to combat drones

Worth a try I suppose.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ports.html

[Cyclist]

Have they finally found something useful for a Tory minister to do?

[Boiler]

I now have visions of Ben Wallace being fired human cannonball-style from a giant cannon and trying to bag them with a huge butterfly net as he passes them.

[Big Arnold]

Actually there's an easier way.