[mr angry manchester]

Good to see the Heil really getting a grip on stories which REALLY matter isn’t it?

[Safe_Timber_Man]

The most ridiculous part is that they're still talking about it 5 days later as if they genuinely belief if some sort of scoop.

[Big Arnold]

Octagenarian walks with a stick.

Deliverance star Burt Reynolds, 82, swaps stunts for a walking stick as he strolls through New York's JFK airport

"Shall I say he looks unrecognisable? "
"Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Stooped over a walking stick, actor Burt Reynolds looks unrecognisable from his heyday as the bare-chested action hero who performed his own stunts

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z59iqSH6Kb

[Andy McDandy]

Loath as I am to quote him, Michael Caine was probably right when he said that any high level actor who claimed to do their own stunts (outside of the most basic stuff) was either lying, or doing somebody else out of a job.

[Big Arnold]

England goalie Nick Pope shared a class with Soham schoolgirls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman and knew their killer Ian Huntley

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l#comments

[Killer Whale]

Jesus.
All done in the best possible taste.

[The Rationalist]

To be fair the Commentariat are not buying this story either. Should poor Mr Pope, however, find himself letting in a soft goal at future World Cup, he can expect to have this non-story regurgitated and its role in his failure fully diagnosed.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

The story churned from the Sun on Sunday. The Mail and the Sun now occupy the lowest rung of the journalistic ladder, the rung where the shit is shoulder deep and the morals have evaporated.

[youngian]

People from Soham spotted diverted coach parties turning up after those murders stopping for fish and chips and a good gawp. The sort of ghoulish numbskulls the Mail and Sun wrote that story for.

[bluebellnutter]

He probably watched Jim'll Fix It as well.

[Messianic Trees]

From Meghan to Diana an expert reveals the Royals' true personalities as shown by their FEET... so can YOU match these toes to the right princesses?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -feet.html

[Cyclist]

They're becoming a parody of the Daily Mash, aren't they.

[Big Arnold]

Amy Schumer and new husband dig into SANDWICHES as they celebrate two month anniversary

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z5CamrY1Nr

[bluebellnutter]

Man doesn't win award, has breakfast the next day

[cycloon]

Oh, I yearn for the days when I feel like I could treat myself to some breakfast. But you know, I'd rather save all of my gajillions of pounds per week wage.