[Malcolm Armsteen]

But the ring wasn't around the 'difference' - it was round the VW badge.[*]

[MisterMuncher]

Perhaps they were aiming for the early nineties Beastie Boys fan demographic.

[Cyclist]

But the ring wasn't around the 'difference' - it was round the VW badge.[*]

For added fail, they placed the ring round the VW badge, which is identical on every VW van, whereas placing it round the number plate would have drawn attention to the fact that both pictures were of the same van, just one of the pics had been photoshopped.



Though it must be said, LJB isn't the only one making posts which may be open to interpretation, merely the mos frequent

[Big Arnold]

Women who include plenty of fibre in their diet are a FIFTH LESS likely to develop bowel control problems as they age, finds new research

Anatomy 101 fail.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... nence.html

[Boiler]

Oh, I dunno - that's about the area I hold when my IBS kicks in. Well, perhaps another couple of inches higher.

[Messianic Trees]

[Big Arnold]

Six-year-old boy is 'removed' from school after showing off KNIFE to fellow pupil in playground

Have the rules of hopscotch changed since I was a child?



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... round.html

[SoulBoy]

WARNING - Potentially vomit inducing image below...


Last stand of the Spartans: Hardline Brexiteers warn Theresa May her Government will collapse if she caves in to Remainers and allows UK to stay in EU’s customs union
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... iners.html




You've been warned...





I mean it...




Seriously, unless you enjoy fapping over poorly photoshopped images of a topless Mark Francois...

[Bones McCoy]

The Mark Francois side-boob hour.

Is he standing on a packing crate?

[The Red Arrow]

[SoulBoy]

Men who send unsolicited 'd*** pics' may be NARCISSISTS and usually expect to receive 'something in return

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech ... eturn.html



Seriously, if yours looks like any of these mushrooms you should only be showing it to your doctor.

[Abernathy]

I think that's Donald Trump's, second from left, isn't it?

[Snowflake]

Be careful where you put the Christmas presents: Warning that gifts under the tree or hidden in cars can tempt burglars - and even jeopardise insurance claims.


https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/bil ... laims.html

[The Red Arrow]

Er...if they're hidden, how's Johnny Burglar going to spot them?

[Kreuzberger]

Is he about 2.60 m tall?