- Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:01 pm
#115296
Has to be worth it's own thread...

Asked for ID to buy quiche. Points for holding the offending item, but I'm marking her down for smirking and for the lack of a background, photoshopped or otherwise. 3/10

A bit better. Asked for ID at 33 for his bottle of Rosé. Scores again for holding up the item, for getting his partner involved, and for actually attempting to look sad. But why aren't they being photographed in front of the store where it happened? 7/10

Can't get a pepperoni pizza because his local Domino's has gone Halal. This one is textbook. The punter looks annoyed, is holding the offending item and is standing outside the place where the incident occurred. The wearing of a thick coat adds a flourish worthy of Jeremy Vine's Panorama intros. 10/10

Asked for ID to buy quiche. Points for holding the offending item, but I'm marking her down for smirking and for the lack of a background, photoshopped or otherwise. 3/10

A bit better. Asked for ID at 33 for his bottle of Rosé. Scores again for holding up the item, for getting his partner involved, and for actually attempting to look sad. But why aren't they being photographed in front of the store where it happened? 7/10

Can't get a pepperoni pizza because his local Domino's has gone Halal. This one is textbook. The punter looks annoyed, is holding the offending item and is standing outside the place where the incident occurred. The wearing of a thick coat adds a flourish worthy of Jeremy Vine's Panorama intros. 10/10