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#541852
See page 800.She decided to embarrass her 17 year old daughter.
Mother is outraged after Boots sells her teenage daughter £12 eyeshadow set with crude names including 'milf', 'wasted', 'vape' and 'sugar daddy'
#542199
Rubbish SadFace, classic Mail SadFace story.

Santander snowflake branded me racist: Bank threatens to close mother’s account... for talking about curry to a Bradford call centre worker

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It comes to something when you can't say a place stinks of curry without being accused of racism.
#543878
Couple return from honeymoon to find 6ft fence 'like the Berlin Wall' erected inches from front door and living room window of their dream home

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -home.html

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As reported the farmer has played a cunt's trick but I think they are still ripe for piss taking. Who knew the Berlin Wall's purpose was to spoil the view of open countryside?
#543885
People who buy somewhere for the view they get are always going to be disappointed sooner or later. This is an extreme example but you don't pay for the view.
#543950
bluebellnutter wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 10:10 am
People who buy somewhere for the view they get are always going to be disappointed sooner or later. This is an extreme example but you don't pay for the view.
Up to a point, Lord Copper, but this is as you say an extreme example and the farmer is clearly trying to be a cunt but lacks the warmth and depth. I wonder what paper he reads?

Mind you, buried in the story is that there is legal action in progress to get the fence removed. Depriving people of the reasonable enjoyment of their property or something is I seem to recall a thing.
#544334
Mother-of-one is forced to LOWER her new £2,500 garden decking at her £200,000 semi-detached home by 15 inches after neighbours said it was too high.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z5HT44on24
#544342
Arnold wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:46 pm
Mother-of-one is forced to LOWER her new £2,500 garden decking at her £200,000 semi-detached home by 15 inches after neighbours said it was too high.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z5HT44on24
The meandering headline is far more impressive than the rather half-hearted sadface.
#544748
Householder, 41, gets £75 fly-tipping fine after leaving an old suitcase and other items outside her home for passers-by to take
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Sally Holmes, 41, admitted she had not left a note on the goods telling her neighbours they were free to take away the unwanted possessions from outside her home in Bulwell, Nottingham.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... house.html
#545297
Passenger is thrown off easyJet flight from Malaga to Liverpool for calling flight attendant a 'b***h' in row over her carry-on luggage

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... t-b-h.html
[Ms Humphreys, who said she had no problem with her case being put in the hold, said she went to pass her case to the air steward for it to be taken down.

However, she claims she was told 'Go take it to the front of the plane yourself'.

'I said ''What a b****'' and she said ''That's it you - off the plane now''.'/quote]

Presumably this kind of nonsense will be a thing of the past when we get our lovely blue British passports.
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