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#559404
Council killjoys order father, 42, to remove his four-year-old daughter's SWING from his garden in case other children play on it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... SWING.html



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Not his garden:
...the flat, where Marnie lives with her mother.


Definitely not his garden:
An East Kent Housing spokesman says the swings are in an area of communal garden
#559405
The 42-year-old says his offer to unclip the swings when they were not in use was turned down because that would still invalidate the council's insurance.
So not council killjoys then.
#562226
They got a mention in HIGNFY. On tonight's compilation programme.
Big Arnold wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:35 am
Pastry-loving couple are furious after Morrisons refused to sell them a meat pie before 9am though they could buy as many fruit pies as they wanted


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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... e-9am.html
#563261
Grandmother, 80, is left in 'floods of tears' after she was fined £50 because her dog lead was 'TOO LONG' for the area where she was walking her pet
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I hate those bastard extending dog leads. I could have tripped over one last week after dark when a dog on the end of one came round the corner.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -long.html

By the way, is there going to be a 2018 sadface of the year competition?
#563269
By the way, is there going to be a 2018 sadface of the year competition?
SadFaces are a dying breed. Why pay £40 to the local press when you can just nick photos from Facebook?
#563317
Mother-of-three, 45, who parked in a parents’ parking space outside a Co-Op is fined £260 because she didn’t take her children out of the car
A promising start to the new year. Two sadface stories in the first week.

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