[Big Arnold]

Is there one starring DM columnists?

[Bones McCoy]

Mail Top Trumps: Literally

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... iness.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Barely hidden glee behind the faux outrage.

Classic outrage by the playbook, including roping in bewildered victim to call for said sick filth to be banned.
Mail is likely more upset about their other titles.

Media Gobshites would be an excellent addition to the set.

[Andy McDandy]

Underneath is a link to 'Adult entertainers (meaning porn stars) who should have left the industry years ago'. Family paper, folks!

[SoulBoy]

Is that one of those From The Web sections? I was about to post another example.

[Andy McDandy]

Oh, what did you find?

[SoulBoy]

The heavyweight clash of all heavyweight clashes - The Ledge vs Dear Leader


Blaming immigrants for traffic jams shows Farage's views are like 'sewage', says Boris Johnson in attack on Ukip leader

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... eader.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

My money is on the VOTE UKIP!!!1! mob getting the green arrows.

[Daley Mayle]

It does take 3-4 hours to travel from London to Port Talbot. However, he set out on a Friday afternoon when the London end of the M4 is dreadful, then there's heavy traffic at the Bristol and M5 junctions and a wait at the tolls into Wales. Newport is a nightmare on any rush hour evening but Friday more so. So basically he didn't allow enough time to travel on a Friday afternoon. Maybe he should consider going by light plane.

[youngian]

It does take 3-4 hours to travel from London to Port Talbot. However, he set out on a Friday afternoon when the London end of the M4 is dreadful, then there's heavy traffic at the Bristol and M5 junctions and a wait at the tolls into Wales. Newport is a nightmare on any rush hour evening but Friday more so. So basically he didn't allow enough time to travel on a Friday afternoon. Maybe he should consider going by light plane.

That's bloody English immigrants for you

The heavyweight clash of all heavyweight clashes - The Ledge vs Dear Leader


Blaming immigrants for traffic jams shows Farage's views are like 'sewage', says Boris Johnson in attack on Ukip leader

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... eader.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

My money is on the VOTE UKIP!!!1! mob getting the green arrows.

This'll be monday/tuesday Boris the multicultural Mayor not wed-sun Boris the saloon bore Telegraph columnist and Tory right leadership contender

[Killer Whale]

It does take 3-4 hours to travel from London to Port Talbot. However, he set out on a Friday afternoon when the London end of the M4 is dreadful, then there's heavy traffic at the Bristol and M5 junctions and a wait at the tolls into Wales. Newport is a nightmare on any rush hour evening but Friday more so. So basically he didn't allow enough time to travel on a Friday afternoon. Maybe he should consider going by light plane.

He didn't do his research, made unfounded assumptions in order to simplify things, screwed up as a result and then tried to blame it on the voiceless and marginalised. UKIP in a microcosm.

[SoulBoy]

Top of the table clash.

Elf'n'Safety vs Unions

Bosses 'call in jeweller to cut off workers' wedding rings': Union claims some employees were left in tears after demand because of health and safety

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... afety.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The Mailites are siding with H&S on this one.

[karlt]

Brown person vs. cyclists:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... e-lol.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Big Arnold]

Father-of-three who has lived in Britain for 53 years faces deportation to the States as he is caught up in immigration crackdown

Many Europeans who have been in similar situations to Mr Jordan have managed to stay in the UK due to their right to private and family life, under Article 8 of the European Convention on Human Rights

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3VQKH9rJm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[SoulBoy]

Without looking at the comments I'm guessing the greens are for 'yeah but teh muzzies'.

[Fozzy]

Inevitably, paragraphs 19 and 20:

The Home Office says Mr Johnson was told he needed to apply for residency in 2007 after being granted a visitor's visa following a two-month holiday away from the UK.

But officials said he has failed to provide evidence of long term residency in the country - evidence which would usually come in the form of medical history, tax contributions and evidence of education.

So he just had to give them his GP's and schools' addresses and a copy of his P60 and he could have saved himself all this grief. However, for Mailites, because he is male, white and of US origin he should simply be able to tell them that he's lived here for years without producing any evidence and the Home Office should just accept that.

[Watchman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -show.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

elf 'n' safety versus BBC