[Boiler]

Grandad's phone looks like a 232. So the bell is back where the cable starts.

The one with the grubby orange lining and the nylon fur, ta.

[Kreuzberger]

...ahhhnd... that these reports suggest that voice calls are actually on the wane. Plus, those traffic lights were last seen on Z-Cars.

(At least it's not racist.)

[Bones McCoy]

Someone found a gold nugget panning in a Scottish river. This doesn't explain why the family are endangering themselves on the hard shoulder or walking 500 miles.

Maybe they're off to a Proclaimer's concert.

[Zuriblue]

Someone found a gold nugget panning in a Scottish river. This doesn't explain why the family are endangering themselves on the hard shoulder or walking 500 miles.

Maybe they're off to a Proclaimer's concert.

But that’s 500 more after that.

[youngian]

Fuck off Mac

MAC on... the green belt development

[Big Arnold]

Aren't they the Just Married couple from page 114?

[SoulBoy]

Ingrid? They come over here with their foreign names, picking our fruit and rutting like animals in our fields...

[Daley Mayle]

This is a better version

[Messianic Trees]

MAC on... the Boris burka row

[youngian]

That's not a bad joke.

Good to see Day Today's Brant back in work

[Daley Mayle]

At least it's not... hold on... check out the tits on the women on the right! F'naar. That's what women should look like.

[youngian]

Mac's back on the cunt farm

'Illegal immigrant? Good heavens, no. Have you any idea what a ticket costs nowadays?'

[Big Arnold]

You're buying another round? Och, Maggie, I hope this isn't hush money for anything you did last time Trump was here.'

At least it's not..... Oh.

[Bones McCoy]

Mac's back on the cunt farm

'Illegal immigrant? Good heavens, no. Have you any idea what a ticket costs nowadays?'

Who knew that Danny Kaye was a London commuter.

[Daley Mayle]

And I think the other gentleman has been plucked from the pages of the 1960s Dandy comic that had a pre-PC Brigade cartoon strip called Ali Ha Ha And The Forty Thieves and featured such characters as Mustapha Fagg.