[Malcolm Armsteen]

Who's the dolly bird with the frilly knicks, and why is she in that position?


Filth.

[Daley Mayle]

She's hoping for a coupling followed by a shunt in the sidings.*



* © From 'Things Get Steamy When Thomas The Tank Engine Meets Emily The Stirling Single'

[Daley Mayle]

Apart from the swipe at foreign aid this is quite chucklesome

[youngian]

MAC on…steak and cheese being good for humans

These findings passed me by and Mac's take is even more baffling. Is there an abattoir in the caravan? Is it next to cupboard full of huge lumps of Tom and Jerry cheese?

[Big Arnold]

EATING RED MEAT AND CHEESE CAN HELP HEART HEALTH, SCIENTISTS CLAIM

[SoulBoy]

I've not seen a Mac cartoon for a while, I don't know if he is on holiday or if Geordie considers him a little low brow.

Perhaps he has been moonlighting

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... liams.html

[Safe_Timber_Man]

Mac has taken the recent news about life expectancy not increasing for the first time since 1980 and turned it into a social media/technology/young people bashing exercise, much to the delight of the Mailites:




'Weird, apparently life expectancy has failed to improve for the first time since 1980. I wonder why.'

Meezer Squeezer, Lytham St Annes, United Kingdom, 6 hours ago
Turning a corner in our car one day, girl walks right in front of us glued to her mobile. Braked hard and beeped horn. She looked up and gave us one finger.
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Teresa, Cape Town, South Africa, 2 hours ago
Run her over.
+6 -0

Returner101, London, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago
Have a dash cam fitted and then just run them over when they walk in front of you. Not my fault mate! Just look at the video.
+8 -0

Not 100% sure what this one means:

Trevor, Gwent, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago
Man with purse: Must be due to global warming.

Something about people who believe in global warming, and the dangers of it, being queer?

[davidjay]

Why would the car go out of control, swerve around the couple and run into a lamppost when the driver wouldn't have seen them until he was past them?

[MisterMuncher]

Why would you draw this cartoon when:

Road deaths are at a statistical low, with no substantial, statistically significant variation or trend since the all-time low of 2011, and one THIRD of that recorded in 1980?
Britain as a whole has decreasing levels of pedestrian activity, both in terms of numbers and distance walked? True, this is affecting life expectancy, just not like this.
Surely, in order to have an impact on life expectancy, the cartoon should be showing the younger mobile zombies being killed, not the presumably older, otherwise law abiding motorist?
Mobile use by drivers is a much more well recognised cause of road deaths?


Lazy, pandering shit

[Bones McCoy]

Also the ones driving the life expectency figures are the fairly old who are going a bit sooner.

I could hint at apoplectic gammons, but that would be a cheap shot.

[Messianic Trees]

Mac on... gender selection

[Daley Mayle]

Yep, if you're considering gender reassignment then you're a bit of a hybrid monster.

[lambswool]

That’s got to be one of the unfunniest cartoons I’ve ever seen.

[SoulBoy]

At least it's not... Oh.

[The Red Arrow]

Gosh! It's just like being there. Can't wait to see the Canadian reefer madness one.