[davidjay]

There hangs a question: Do I play shit music around my kids so they rebel and listen to good stuff, or trust to their developing taste?

There's no point in listening to any music that doesn't piss your parents off.

[MisterMuncher]

I quite like Shellac. And Big Black too.

I suppose I'll know the job is done when one of them steals my eleventyth copy of "Songs About Fucking".

[Bones McCoy]

There hangs a question: Do I play shit music around my kids so they rebel and listen to good stuff, or trust to their developing taste?

I must be quite lucky as the 2 artsy ones quite enjoy my ska and new wave stuff.

Wheras I cast derision at their Mumford and sons bearded fanwank.

[MisterMuncher]

Mumford etc remind me of an old musician's joke.

What is the definition of perfect pitch?

Throwing a banjo in a skip without hitting the sides.

[Bones McCoy]

There hangs a question: Do I play shit music around my kids so they rebel and listen to good stuff, or trust to their developing taste?

There's no point in listening to any music that doesn't piss your parents off.

I'd disagree as far as my Grandparents were fans of Louis Armstrong and Glen Miller, and my parents and myself enjoyed those.

Mum used to play "Sound of Music" songs on the piano, which I through was lame at the time.
Now I recongnise Georg Von Trapp as a superb role model as an anti-nazi father figure: Something we can all aspire to.
Some of the songs aren't bad either.

[mr angry manchester]

Dad liked Glen Miller too, I thought his stuff was actually OK, but he also liked Frank Sinatra who I thought was crap. A bit later, after he got over the shock of Bowie, he did start to like some then current stuff, Queen, and Blondie, although maybe Debbie Harry had something to do with that.

My lad likes a few bits of my 70s collection, Madness, and a couple by the Jackson 5. He also likes Little Willy by Sweet. Maybe the title amuses him...

[youngian]

My dad's forays into jazz were among his better musical traits but Max Bygraves was unforgivable. And James Last although he was a great arranger hiring tip top musicians to churn out his easy listening covers.

[Big-Iain]

Recycling, but not the good one.

Britain 'is on the brink of the worst house price collapse...'
Experts warned that we are due for a 'significant correction' in housing prices
By ALEX HAWKES FOR THE MAIL ON SUNDAY, 1st July 2017

Speaking exclusively to The Mail on Sunday, Prof Cheshire, a former Government housing adviser, said: ‘We are due a significant correction in house prices. I think we are beginning to see signs that correction may be starting.

fresh data shows prices slipping... (Fresh data, mind you)
Leading housing economist says Britain is due a 'house price correction'
By ALEX HAWKES, FINANCIAL MAIL ON SUNDAY, 9th July 2017

Professor Paul Cheshire, who has advised the Government on housing policy, said: 'We are due a significant correction in house prices. I think we are beginning to see signs that correction may be starting.

Same story, same author, same graphic, same quote. Same lazy cnut at MoS

[Boiler]

...On shellac.

Smoke it or snort it?

If it's Layton and Johnstone or Charlie Kunz's Piano Medley no. 11459463, warm it in a bowl of water and make a plant pot out of it.

When I can sort through the mess of my front room and get to the Deccalian, I have a new load of the RAF Dance Orchestra (aka The Squadronaires) to play. BTW, the Squads are still playing.

[Big Arnold]

Sunburnt runner shocked as 'gruesome' pus-filled orange sacs appear on her legs after extreme 69-mile jog along Hadrian's Wall

24/06/2017

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Photographer, 18, got sunburnt so badly on holiday in Wales that dozens of huge pus-filled orange blisters erupted on her legs

14/07/2017

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Either it's two different people or the DM thinks that Hadrian's Wall is in Wales. Take your pick.

[Big Arnold]

Raviolo… is that even a thing?’ MasterChef fans leap on John Torode’s pronunciation of a contestant’s pasta dish (but it turns out he’s RIGHT)

5 May 2017

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'

My life is changed forever': Food fans left in shock after discovering the technical name for a single strand of spaghetti... but do YOU know what it's called?

23 July 2017

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/ ... z4negBr0uU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Tomorrow's Italian masterclass. How to order more than one cappuccino.

[Big Arnold]

Lobsters are red
Lobsters are blue

Dacre f**k you.

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[Big Arnold]

They must have been eggstatic! Family claim they cracked open TEN double-yolkers in row to beat odds of winning the EuroMillions jackpot three times

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[Big Arnold]

So THAT's why Kate always dresses Prince George in shorts! Etiquette expert reveals the Duchess of Cambridge doesn't want her son to be considered 'suburban'

Etiquette expert William Hanson says it's a silent class marker
5 Oct 2016

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z4nwElijnd" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Revealed: Why Prince George ALWAYS wears shorts as a silent marker of his aristocracy (and it's all to do with a potty training tradition)

Etiquette expert William Hanson claims it's a silent British class marker
26th July 2017

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... horts.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Big Arnold]

How to spot a psychopath: People with the personality disorder are much better at learning how to lie to others

25th July 2017

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Is YOUR boss a psychopath? Expert reveals the signs to spotting one in the workplace - as he shares the ten steps on how to deal with them

26th July 2017

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... signs.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Are you dating a PSYCHOPATH? Expert reveals the traits to look out for in your relationship - and the signs may surprise you!

6th August 2017

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