- Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:01 pm
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[old dwarf joke]If that dwarf is not happy, then which one is he?[/old dwarf joke]
Mother's horror after finding a rubber GLOVE in a Greggs pasty she bought for her three-year-old daughter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3kCI2lfCZ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Passenger's outrage after she is fined £1,300 for failing to pay £2.20 bus fare - because her travel pass was two years out of date
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... n-pub.htmlTearful vegan, 26, tells of her horror at eating meat for first time this year after she was accidentally served beef in Wetherspoon pub and had to make herself sick in the toilet
Plus, you get a nice broad palette to work with, pick them without context and let the thick fuckers reading it make their own "judgements" on the kind of person you're dealing with. Saves time and effort.