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Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:40 am
by Abernathy
NB not cunt. Cunts have their own thread.

Please refer to the COTD thread for the definition.

And the first Twat of the Day is...... (tension-building tom toms).....

A Bit o' Balance. Famously possesses the brains of a rocking horse. I put that in for you, Bitty, as you're always asking me to change the record.

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:01 am
by Big Rob
:lol:

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:35 am
by a bit of balance
Abernathy wrote:NB not cunt. Cunts have their own thread.

Please refer to the COTD thread for the definition.

And the first Twat of the Day is...... (tension-building tom toms).....

A Bit o' Balance. Famously possesses the brains of a rocking horse. I put that in for you, Bitty, as you're always asking me to change the record.
Oh that's me told then. I bow to your superior ego and will try my best to get in the cotd thread instead.

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:47 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
Do you really think you get up my nose? What with you being a bit of a joke, a twat and totally inconsequential and all?

You do love yourself, don't you? You even think you're clever...

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:54 am
by bluebellnutter
As I've maintained before, (s)he's bewildered as to why it is (s)he's been speeking his / her branes...sorry, giving us truth and balance and we haven't descended into civil war or banned him / her because we're lefties and censor opinions we don't like. This has genuinely got him / her stumped.

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:58 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
There's also a thing where rather stupid people get to think they're clever by trying to annoy other people (who are a lot brighter than they are) by chucking up half-digested gobbets of stuff they've read and part-understood. Which is precisely what Bitty is doing by simply posting half-arsed ideas from the Shitty Rag and thinking we'll all fall about in some sort of existential crisis as a result.

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:09 am
by a bit of balance
Malcolm Armsteen wrote:There's also a thing where rather stupid people get to think they're clever by trying to annoy other people (who are a lot brighter than they are) by chucking up half-digested gobbets of stuff they've read and part-understood. Which is precisely what Bitty is doing by simply posting half-arsed ideas from the Shitty Rag and thinking we'll all fall about in some sort of existential crisis as a result.
Yet again you think you are, but it doesn't mean you are.

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:16 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
Actually, I am. Compared to you...

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:50 am
by bluebellnutter
To be honest I don't think there's much doubt. For a start he remembered to capitalise his username. Yes I know I didn't either but then I'm not claiming to be cleverer.

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:22 am
by Abernathy
Perhaps I should re-title the thread "Twat of EVERY Day" and just leave it with Bitty as the sole resident. Thick as pig shit. Freshly laid pig shit.

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:04 pm
by Andy McDandy
To quote Chris Morris:

"Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realise that they've lost".

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:43 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Please ensure that Boris Johnson is posted in the Cnut of the Day thread.

Pretending he's merely a twat is part of the schtick.

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:46 pm
by Big Rob
a bit of balance wrote:I bow to your superior ego.
What's a superior ego when it's at home?

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:47 pm
by ezinra
I think we can all agree that Lord Bath is a national treaure.

- Voice of Reason, Yorkshire, 23/11/2011 13:13 Rating 33
Randy old aristocrat lives with multiple women = national 'treaure'
Mormon lives with multiple women = freak
Muslim lives with multiple women = scum

Re: Twat of the Day

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:50 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
He is the human equivalent of dog's milk yoghurt.