[Boiler]

He said it empowered us, taking control of time. I think.

Programme here.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0000vcj

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Oh. Obvsly.

[Safe_Timber_Man]

Just incase you can't tell the difference between a bottle of E-liquid and a McDonald's milkshake:

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[Big Arnold]

Nobody wants to buy an unreliable car. Not just because it could let you down at any given moment but the unavoidable repair costs you will encounter tend to pile up.

Getting stranded by the side of the road is infuriating for motorists, which is why it's important to buy a reliable car

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/ ... s-buy.html

[Big Arnold]

Hospital bosses pen astonishing EIGHT-step guide on how to make TOAST and warn staff not to attempt task unless they are fully trained

Pàra 19

A hospital spokesman said the document was written to ‘ensure staff do not cause unnecessary disruption by burning toast and triggering fire alarms.’

Quite. My first thought on reading the headline.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... TOAST.html

[Big Arnold]

Putting the Pi in pies: Twitter user stuns the internet with math that proves one 18-inch pizza has more in it than TWO 12-inch helpings

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... heory.html

Eudoxus of Cnidus must be spinning in his grave.

[Boiler]

Math? MATH?! PIES?! Are we in fucking America now?!

Cunts!