[Tom_UK]

Surely these warrant their own thread. In this one we have the Mail's favourite all grown up girl, Smiley Virus, with a cake that has had to be censored to protect our delicate eyes. As usual, the stupid phrase "posed provocatively" makes an appearance.



Further investigation reveals that the cake was shaped like a comedy cock and balls (picture below is not from the DM).



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[Picklechu2]

With the pixelation, I thought she was about to rim someone...

[SoulBoy]

I thought the pixelated comedy balls were a pair of teddy bear's ears, I imagined her getiing down and dirty with paedo bear.

[mattomac]

You should put a work warning on this....

[Tom_UK]

You should put a work warning on this....

Oh okay then. But remember, the pixelation will count in your favour in the tribunal.

[Abernathy]

There's a lot of this about.......

[Abernathy]

And again ....

[Bones McCoy]

With the pixelation, I thought she was about to rim someone...

I agree, it made it look much worse than reality.
Now how can we order one of those cakes for the Chancellor and Education secretary? (with a "Congratulations on your engagement" caption).

[eddyk]

Here's one from a bit back.



Demure? Lady Gaga appeared covered up for her performance at the after-party of this weekend's first Formula One Indian Grand Prix...but her microphone looked suspiciously phallic





Surely every microphone looks like a tallywhacker.

[Big Arnold]

'Not the best thing I had ever done': Police officer fights for his job after being caught in PORN film while on duty

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Assets a bit on the large size?

[Tom_UK]

First picture: large uncensored headshot (Danny Glover?).



Second picture: face pixelated.



It's probably for the best that they pixelated his truncheon though.

[lord_kobel]

Danny Glover: Too old for this shit.

[Big Arnold]

The DM pixelator is earning his pay today.

Student, 20, counts cost of cheap drink promotion after video of her dancing naked in nightclub paddling pool goes viral on internet

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[Dacre Bleugh]

The video for the paddling pool girl is here:

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[Big Arnold]

And the speed with which her drunken antics went viral highlights the power of social media.

A one-minute version was available on YouTube and attracted more than 1,000 hits in less than 10 minutes. It has now been removed

I don't think the Mail quite understands what "viral" means.