[Big Arnold]

Top Gear host Chris Harris is left with an horrific head wound after being injured in a freak accident at a Belgian race track

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[Big Arnold]

Austrian brothel buys a SECOND sex doll after its first became more popular with customers than real women

Osvaldo Muesli, Hill Street Blues, United Kingdom, 41 minutes ago
I see they already had to use puncture repair patches on the interesting bits.

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[Big Arnold]

The woman, who cannot be identified, told the court

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[SoulBoy]

'Did the cake taste orgasmic?!': Cake maker reveals the VERY detailed fondant 'orgy' cake that she baked for her swinger client as social media erupts

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[Big Arnold]

'I'm sick of giving her a piggy back': Holidaymaker who had a naked picture of his topless girlfriend inked across his SHOULDER in Ibiza is desperate for a tattoo fixer after they split

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[Messianic Trees]

Fitness fanatic gets his penis stuck in a hole in a weight and firefighters spend three hours using a SAW to free him
WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT
The unnamed patient was rushed to hospital in Rhineland-Palatinate in Germany
Doctors called firefighters who used grinder and vibrating saw to remove device
It is not known how exactly the man managed to get his penis stuck in the plate
Hospital who treated him is launching investigation after photos leaked online

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[Big Arnold]

It is not known how exactly the man managed to get his penis stuck in the plate

[Andy McDandy]

He was trying to shag it. There.

[Boiler]

That's a bloody heavy ball ring...

[Big Arnold]

oldimorr, blockedfrom comments, Albania, 57 minutes ago
There I was loading up a barbell, a guy bumped into me which pushed me forward, at which point my trousers fell down I then tripped on them and lunged forward impaling one of the weight discs with my exposed member, vigorous tugging failed to help me release myself.....

[Daley Mayle]

Grindr, shirley?

[Messianic Trees]

According to the fire brigade it was the result of a "curious training accident".

[Big Arnold]

Former Russian spy codenamed ‘Gordon’ is ‘identified by police as suspect in poisoning of Sergei and Yulia Skripal’…but officers fear they will never be able to catch him

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... oning.html

[bluebellnutter]

Found him.

[MisterMuncher]

They might catch him yet, but only if they Get Lucky.