[Boiler]

They might catch him yet, but only if they Get Lucky.

<fx: groans>

[Big Arnold]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... meras.html

[Big Arnold]

Homeowner is mocked after putting his property on Rightmove… complete with a wall full of pornographic pictures

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z5ECEPTcPL

[Big Arnold]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... lfies.html

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Liking your new sig line, Arnie.

[Big Arnold]

Nicked from Brexit poems.
viewtopic.php?f=37&t=4515&p=542209

[Daley Mayle]

<Seller thinks> Right then, need to get bedroom tidy for the photo. Ah, that'll do nicely... hold on... fucking hell... I can't leave my used tissues in the shot. Quick, cover it with a tablecloth. Perfect.

[spoonman]

<Seller thinks> Right then, need to get bedroom tidy for the photo. Ah, that'll do nicely... hold on... fucking hell... I can't leave my used tissues in the shot. Quick, cover it with a tablecloth. Perfect.

To me the bedroom seems to be stuck in a 1997 timewarp. Only the CFL lightbulb from the ceiling gives it any chance to betray that notion.

[Daley Mayle]

And what was taken off the shelf?

[spoonman]

And what was taken off the shelf?

Dunno but I reckon the cloth that's there would have been better off on the bed, there's a worryingly large yellow/orange stain on the quilt cover that I see unless my monitor's playing tricks.

[Big Arnold]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... 0-000.html

[Big Arnold]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... kside.html

[Big Arnold]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... bills.html

[The Red Arrow]

"How did your first day at work go, love?"

"I don't want to talk about it, Mum."