[Andy McDandy]

The island of Island. Capital being the City of Town. In Placefordshire.

[Big Arnold]

A report found fierce resistance to tougher border restrictions either on the island of Island or between the province and the rest of Britain

I've highlighted the second mistake.

[MisterMuncher]

You've highlighted two.

[Big Arnold]

On Thursday vicious thugs wearing skull bananas attacked a group of Liverpool supporters in Kiev as they enjoyed a quiet diner.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z5Gj4S52Vj

[Cyclist]

Skull bananas, hey? I've got one of those.

That's proper old-skool racing kit, that is.

[Big Arnold]

I wonder if the quiet diner enjoyed it too?

[Watchman]

The world's biggest diamond miner has shocked the world with plans to start making them in a lab, so will they STILL be a girl's best friend?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... s-lab.html

[Big Arnold]

One of the officers appears to take a blow to the nose and another withdraws his kosh and takes aim at the suspect's legs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... nsues.html

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Uploaded by a 'content provider' - never been near a sub I suspect.

[Big Arnold]

Home Secretary Sajid Javid reveals moped muggers robbed his phone as he stopped to call a taxi outside London's Euston station

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ation.html

[Big Arnold]

This is a fake bomb smuggled into Britain's busiest cruise terminal by undercover experts who exposed security floors

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -port.html

[Big Arnold]

The nation has grinded to a halt as the Three Lions

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -2018.html

[MisterMuncher]

The Three Lions. There's an entirely organic nickname for the England team that doesn't sound forced or inauthentic. At all.

[Big Arnold]

One million married or civil partnered couples are missing out on a £900 tax break - and now it only takes 10 minuets to apply, says HMRC

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/a ... laims.html

[MisterMuncher]

Claiming Bach taxes?