[Andy McDandy]

Strip out the Mills and Boon prose (jilted, unfaithful) and you've a case of someone who for whatever reason has committed assault and arson.

[Daley Mayle]

I know that Mills and Boon is full of breathless prose but that headline needs a place to take breath, as my English language once advised me as he flung a blackboard eraser at my head.

[The Red Arrow]

I'm disappointed with what's been left out. You can't go wrong with a good old British standard issue heaving bosom.

[davidjay]

Strip out the Mills and Boon prose (jilted, unfaithful) and you've a case of someone who for whatever reason has committed assault and arson.

And if it was a man he would quite rightly be universally condemned.

[Big Arnold]

Recognising the signs, Mr Jenkins took his wife to hospital where she was taken straight into recess and given an intravenous infusion, courses of steroids and cardiac monitoring.

[Cyclist]

Questions to which the answer is no:

Does anybody understand the headline Arnold has posted above?

[Big Arnold]

That was a quote from the article not the headline. "Resus" is the word they were groping for.

[Big Arnold]

They aren't Alne.
Wales on Line

"My husband took me to hospital and they immediately took me into recess and I spent six hours there having treatment until I was out of danger.

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... e-15476840
Daily Record.

Recognising the signs, Mr Jenkins took his wife to Prince Philip Hospital, where she was taken straight into recess and given an intravenous infusion, courses of steroids and cardiac monitoring.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-w ... l-13666902

Recognising the signs, Mr Jenkins took his wife to hospital where she was taken straight into recess and given an intravenous infusion, courses of steroids and cardiac monitoring.

http://allworldreport.com/world-news/co ... ain-dairy/

[Cyclist]

The joys of copy-and-paste journalism!

[Big Arnold]

Bank First Direct has already begun introducing the password versification feature for its customers

There was a young password from Bude...