[Andy McDandy]

Strip out the Mills and Boon prose (jilted, unfaithful) and you've a case of someone who for whatever reason has committed assault and arson.

[Daley Mayle]

I know that Mills and Boon is full of breathless prose but that headline needs a place to take breath, as my English language once advised me as he flung a blackboard eraser at my head.

[The Red Arrow]

I'm disappointed with what's been left out. You can't go wrong with a good old British standard issue heaving bosom.

[davidjay]

Strip out the Mills and Boon prose (jilted, unfaithful) and you've a case of someone who for whatever reason has committed assault and arson.

And if it was a man he would quite rightly be universally condemned.

[Big Arnold]

Recognising the signs, Mr Jenkins took his wife to hospital where she was taken straight into recess and given an intravenous infusion, courses of steroids and cardiac monitoring.

[Cyclist]

Questions to which the answer is no:

Does anybody understand the headline Arnold has posted above?

[Big Arnold]

That was a quote from the article not the headline. "Resus" is the word they were groping for.

[Big Arnold]

They aren't Alne.
Wales on Line

"My husband took me to hospital and they immediately took me into recess and I spent six hours there having treatment until I was out of danger.

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... e-15476840
Daily Record.

Recognising the signs, Mr Jenkins took his wife to Prince Philip Hospital, where she was taken straight into recess and given an intravenous infusion, courses of steroids and cardiac monitoring.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-w ... l-13666902

Recognising the signs, Mr Jenkins took his wife to hospital where she was taken straight into recess and given an intravenous infusion, courses of steroids and cardiac monitoring.

http://allworldreport.com/world-news/co ... ain-dairy/

[Cyclist]

The joys of copy-and-paste journalism!

[Big Arnold]

Bank First Direct has already begun introducing the password versification feature for its customers

There was a young password from Bude...

[bluebellnutter]

[SoulBoy]

This headline is currently on the DM's home page.

Queen of the quick change: Duchess of ambridge swaps her sports gear for a shimmering £1,590 Missoni gown on official trip to Northern Ireland

An unusual plot line for The Archers.

[Big Arnold]

Ex-history teacher, 38, who became 'county lines' cocaine dealer is handed one-day jail term for £300 stationary theft - while she awaits sentence for drugs offences

Sentenced to a day in jail for stealing stationary, but faces drugs sentences later

A former history teacher who fell into addiction and got involved in a county lines gang has been handed a one-day jail term for stealing £300 worth of stationary.

She was yesterday sentenced for stealing stationary, and will be sentenced for drugs offences later this week

chrisinbrum, Birmingham, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago

Maybe she was standing still when the theft occurred.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... theft.html

[Big Arnold]

A forgotten serial killer who slain a priest with an axe and even killed his own grandmother may soon be walking the streets freely.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -FREE.html

[Big Arnold]

Back then a one hour parking spot cost motorists six schillings, a far cry from today's fee of £4.90 per hour

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... hotos.html