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By hel
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Yesterday I was in a shop and the voice on its self-service checkouts had been changed to be Christmassy. E.g. if you had an unexpected "gift" (no longer just "item") in the bagging area, instead of telling you to wait for assistance, it would say "I am sending one of my elves to assist," and whenever there was a moment when the voice normally doesn't have anything to say, it filled the gap by singing jingle bells. I don't know how long this had been going on, it could have been the first day or it could have been all week for all I know, but people were already fed up with it. So bollocks to anyone who seriously thinks Christmas has been banned in this country!
By Kreuzberger
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Always Leave areas, innit?

I reckon that we could pool our resources, get a couple of ageing teddy boys to man the "attractions" and properly clean up.

That or open a pub. ... b-for-sale
By Big Arnold
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Have a Mary Christmas! Row erupts over calls for a female volunteer to be allowed to play Santa Claus in town's annual festive tour
Won't someone think of the children? Yes.
jjsask, Saskatoon, Canada, 8 minutes ago

Please stop, it's farther Christmas, St Nick not St Nicola, if you want to dress up be Mrs. Claus. Stop and think what the children will think, don't confuse them and ruin Christmas for them. By the way is Happy Christmas or Merry Christmas NOT Happy Holidays leave Christmas alone. ... Claus.html
By Big Arnold
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Bought your Christmas tree yet? Family has been decorating the same 3ft wind-up tree they bought 100 YEARS ago for just £2 10s ... s-ago.html

#Oldendayswerethe bestorsummat
By Bones McCoy
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Snowflakes at Christmas.
SoulBoy wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:25 pm
First sighting of "OMGZ How can you eat Santa's poor ikkle reindeer?" this year.

Discount supermarket Lidl branded 'tasteless' by angry parents for selling REINDEER steaks in run-up to Christmas ... stmas.html" onclick=";return false;

As seen in 2010 - ... aunch.html" onclick=";return false;

And 2011 - ... icacy.html" onclick=";return false;

And the 2008 vintage - ... ppers.html" onclick=";return false;
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