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Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:17 am
by Bones McCoy
I bought a pack of eggs at the local German discounter yesterday.

Imagine my outrage when the word Christmas didn't appear anywhere on the packaging :x
No pictures of poppies either, is there no respect?

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 12:14 pm
by bluebellnutter
German discounter you see, hence no poppies. Who even won the bloody war anyway?

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:07 pm
by davidjay
Bones McCoy wrote:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:12 am
Snowflakes at Christmas.
SoulBoy wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:25 pm
First sighting of "OMGZ How can you eat Santa's poor ikkle reindeer?" this year.


Discount supermarket Lidl branded 'tasteless' by angry parents for selling REINDEER steaks in run-up to Christmas

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... stmas.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

As seen in 2010 - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... aunch.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And 2011 - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... icacy.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And the 2008 vintage - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ppers.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I liked the fact that when I looked there were 666 comments. Bloody Satanists, coming over here, taking over our newspapers.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:48 pm
by Boiler
Heh. My sister and brother in law went to Norway for their wedding anniversary. My sister wasn't overly impressed that he "ate Rudolph for dinner".... :lol:

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 12:45 pm
by Big Arnold
Yay!
Angry parents slam 'grim blunderland' Christmas village after paying £112 for family tickets only to find 'broken snow machine and six rides' at festive event that was 'no more than a school fair'


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ckets.html

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:31 pm
by Bones McCoy
Big Arnold wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 12:45 pm
Yay!
Angry parents slam 'grim blunderland' Christmas village after paying £112 for family tickets only to find 'broken snow machine and six rides' at festive event that was 'no more than a school fair'


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ckets.html
That nice Mister Barnum had a saying.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:33 pm
by Bones McCoy
Boiler wrote:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:48 pm
Heh. My sister and brother in law went to Norway for their wedding anniversary. My sister wasn't overly impressed that he "ate Rudolph for dinner".... :lol:
He should explain it wasn't Rudolph, it was one of the name calling, not letting you join in, ones.
Bastards had it coming.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:02 am
by Big Arnold
It's become a dismal new festive tradition, so pity the parents forking out for the GROTTIEST Christmas grottos in Britain

They are supposed to be magical but many Biritsh grottos are soggy and filthy
Muddy fields in winter. Who'd have thunk it?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... itain.html

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:51 am
by Andy McDandy
Well, let me think. Maybe if there wasn't this consumerist obsession with splashing the cash, this making Christmas into some orgy of indulgence, this attitude of anything for the children, we'd avoid it.

And mud and rain? That IS Britain in December. You want snow, go abroad.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:28 am
by Big Arnold
Affray in a manger! Fury as traditional Nativity display is banned by 'Grinch-like' shopping centre bosses over fears it would upset non-Christian visitors

Has this decision ruined your Xmas? Contact darren.boyle@mailonline.co.uk
QTWTAIN.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... scene.html

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:36 am
by The Red Arrow
The comments below have been moderated in advance.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:51 am
by SoulBoy
They replied: ‘Thistles prides itself on being religiously and politically neutral in its behaviour within the local community.
Would it be a stretch to think the neutrality relates more to sectarianism than other religions?

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:51 pm
by Watchman
It's a temple to Mammon, not Christ

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:00 pm
by Bones McCoy
bluebellnutter wrote:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 12:14 pm
German discounter you see, hence no poppies. Who even won the bloody war anyway?
Johnny Afghan.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 am
by Big Arnold
Children left in tears after being told 'Father Christmas isn't real' by Christian charity worker who made them smash up chocolate Santas to 'hammer home the point'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... orker.html