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Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:56 am
by AOB
Big Arnold wrote:
Children left in tears after being told 'Father Christmas isn't real' by Christian charity worker who made them smash up chocolate Santas to 'hammer home the point'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... orker.html
"Don't believe in Santa, believe in the other man with the beard who lives in the clouds instead!"

Any adult who tells 4 year old children (whom they are not the parent or guardian of) that Santa doesn't exist is a cunt.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:38 pm
by KevS
But... But.... It's the Muslims ruining Christmas!

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:41 pm
by davidjay
KevS wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:38 pm
But... But.... It's the Muslims ruining Christmas!
I think someone here would agree with you.
Matt Munro, Bristol, 1 hour ago

Who cares about children in the middle East ? I live in Europe.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:50 pm
by Watchman
Wasn't it around this time of year that some child was born in the Middle East?....or something like that

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:10 pm
by bluebellnutter
It is one of the great ironies that most of those who preach about this sort of thing would, in reality, hate Christ's guts if he rocked up today

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:29 pm
by MisterMuncher
A brown fella preaching tolerance? They would even take the time to build a cross.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:41 am
by Boiler
bluebellnutter wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:10 pm
It is one of the great ironies that most of those who preach about this sort of thing would, in reality, hate Christ's guts if he rocked up today
If Jesus came to Earth today
They'd crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they'd use No Need For Nails


Thank you, HMHB.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:05 am
by The Red Arrow
Reminded of that line from 'novacaine for the soul' -
Jesus and his lawyer are coming back

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:15 am
by Fozzy
Big Arnold wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:28 am
Affray in a manger! Fury as traditional Nativity display is banned by 'Grinch-like' shopping centre bosses over fears it would upset non-Christian visitors

Has this decision ruined your Xmas? Contact darren.boyle@mailonline.co.uk

Dear Darren

I see you want to know whether the decision not to have a nativity display at a shopping centre has ruined my Christmas. I just wanted to reassure you that it hasn't. I'm sure your paper will want to publish this good news.

Love

Fozzy

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:31 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
No, Darren, my Christmas hasn’t been ruined.

Nice try.



Best Regards

Malcolm P Armsteen

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:09 am
by KevS
Dear Darren

Might I suggest that if anyone is upset about there not being a nativity scene in a shopping centre, they visit their local church, which may well have one. I have no doubt that all those who are complaining are regular attendees, as after all, Jesus was born in a stable, and not in Debenhams.

Regards

Kevington Essford

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:18 am
by Andy McDandy
Dear Darren,

Thanks to not existing in a state of semi-permanent rage, and crying out for something, anything to latch it onto, to provide a measure of focus, I sadly have to say that this event, the impact of which upon my life is nil, has not ruined Christmas for me.

Thanks,

A. McDandy

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:30 am
by The Red Arrow
Dear Darren,

Just a reminder that when Baby Jesus grows up, he's going to come looking for you and your kind with a big stick. My Christmas is far from ruined at this thought.

Yours,
The Reverend R. Arrow.

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:38 am
by Big Arnold
Dunno mate, Sussex, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

"Has this decision ruined your Xmas?". No. Not at all. Bah humbug!
+2

Re: Winterval Bingo

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:16 am
by Big Arnold
Exclusive in the conplete bollocks sense.