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By Big Arnold
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Turkey rage! Elderly women come to blows over festive bird and fury erupts over parking spaces in last-minute shopping frenzy with just 48 hours to go to Christmas

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... renzy.html
 
By Boiler
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Having tried to get into Morrison's today, I can sort of understand it (ten minutes to find a space, couldn't find a basket, saw the queues at the tills and consequently fucked off empty handed): but isn't "the last turkey in the shop" a Viz euphemism?
 
By The Red Arrow
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Does it trump a rogue sausage?

Anyway, here's the Guardian's guide to doing Chrimbo without the hassle of being a Chrimbalist. Quentin perused and snorted before donning his Santa hat and heading pubwards...

The spirit of Christmas doesn’t have to be Christian

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ion-gospel
 
By Big Arnold
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QTWTAIN.
Are YOU giving your child a Christmas Eve box? Parents debate the costly trend of handing out even MORE gifts ahead of the big day on GMB - as viewers brand it 'pointless'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... OELLA.html
 
By davidjay
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Boiler wrote:
Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:26 pm
Having tried to get into Morrison's today, I can sort of understand it (ten minutes to find a space, couldn't find a basket, saw the queues at the tills and consequently fucked off empty handed): but isn't "the last turkey in the shop" a Viz euphemism?
It's a euphemism but well pre-Viz.
 
By Boiler
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davidjay wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 6:59 pm
Boiler wrote:
Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:26 pm
Having tried to get into Morrison's today, I can sort of understand it (ten minutes to find a space, couldn't find a basket, saw the queues at the tills and consequently fucked off empty handed): but isn't "the last turkey in the shop" a Viz euphemism?
It's a euphemism but well pre-Viz.
Funnily enough, I've just discovered that Spike Milligan and the usual suspects did a show entitled The Last Turkey In The Shop Show on 23/12/1974: https://genome.ch.bbc.co.uk/a97033f1089 ... 23e9e24bd6

The very day I first went trainspotting as a boy, incidentally.... :)
 
By Big Arnold
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Revealed: The 12 toys that will be top of children’s Christmas lists this year – including a Fortnite Battle Bus and a ‘booty shaking’ Llama

A quarter of Brits are said to have started their Christmas shopping already
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... ealed.html

It starts earlier every year.
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