[cycloon]

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Bloody liberal metro elites in their London bubble.

[Esqui]

Had to double check that I wasn't getting mixed up, but apparently Swansea is in Northumberland?

[randomelement]

Plymouth has moved to Bodmin

[cycloon]

Just looked at the SBO.net thing. Sports Betting Online. PR nonsense done badly.

I hate betting shops with a bloody burning passion.

[Big Arnold]

To be fair there's only one letter's difference between Bolton and Boston.

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[bluebellnutter]

Surely the cremator is cleaned by professionals after every cremation? Or is it only included on the basis that he somehow contaminates it with PURE EVIL?

[Bones McCoy]

Surely the cremator is cleaned by professionals after every cremation? Or is it only included on the basis that he somehow contaminates it with PURE EVIL?

All the top crystallologists agree that himalayan rock salt is best at containing evil.

[Big Arnold]

And according to the DM, biodegradable.

[Abernathy]

Good job that "the boat's position is not recorded on the vessel's GPS system". You wouldn't want anybody retrieving Brady's toasted DNA from the Irish Sea and using it to clone a new super evil Brady now, would you?

I do find all this cloak and dagger stuff a bit ludicrous, although given Brady's weird predilections for Nazi ideology etc, I acknowledge that there may be a slight risk of some utter nut-jobs or other idolising his memory - they took similar precautions with Adolf Hitler (though they don't seem to have inhibited the Daily Mail), and Osama Bin Laden. But this is franky, a bit daft.

[Watchman]

Will we have a spate of sad facers complaining that undertakers are forcing them to use Southport crem......which we now know is evil

[Bones McCoy]

Good job that "the boat's position is not recorded on the vessel's GPS system". You wouldn't want anybody retrieving Brady's toasted DNA from the Irish Sea and using it to clone a new super evil Brady now, would you?

I do find all this cloak and dagger stuff a bit ludicrous, although given Brady's weird predilections for Nazi ideology etc, I acknowledge that there may be a slight risk of some utter nut-jobs or other idolising his memory - they took similar precautions with Adolf Hitler (though they don't seem to have inhibited the Daily Mail), and Osama Bin Laden. But this is franky, a bit daft.

I'm glad you said it, because the non religious voices in my head were yelling "This is a load of Woo remeniscent of the witch trials".
At best it's all a bit snowflakey.
I'm sure there will be some who won't rest until the boat and all vehicles involved are purified with the cleansing power of poppies.

[Daley Mayle]

How do we know ALL the ashes went into that urn, eh, eh? In fact can all the ashes of an adult man fit into an urn? I don't think so.

Keep your eyes open on ebay for Brady memorabilia fashioned from his Evil Ashes:

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[Samanfur]

Alternatively, beware of people with Brady bling.

[Abernathy]

A friend of mine told me that he had an auntie that gave up eating fish and seafood when she heard that the late Rock Hudson had died of AIDS and been buried at sea.

Incredible, but true.

[davidjay]

Given that anyone who can remember being around at the time of the Moors Murders would now be well into their sixties, how many people would be all that bothered about them if the tabloids didn't keep bringing them up?