I slave away for 3 hours a week on 5 times the average wage to produce my column, and hardly anybody takes any notice.
That jammy bastard Harry just rocks up to Disney and offers to voice King Louie, and it's top of the tweets.
Considering the "watchers" pushing the "Forth Bridge" stuff are arseholes on soshul meejah, I'd take anything said with most of Cheshire's salt.
Mr Fenton is not amused.
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