[Big Arnold]

Wannabe glamour model who had an NHS boob job is PREGNANT just months after starting work as an escort... and she thinks the father could be one of her clients

Isn't there another word for an escort who sleeps with her clients?

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[mattomac]

Is there anymore to this story they couldn't squeeze in the headline?

[davidjay]

Is there anymore to this story they couldn't squeeze in the headline?

£1,000 a night.

[JuanTwoThree]

The price of her house.

[Daley Mayle]

Or, 'A singular lack of faeces here Mr Holmes,' Watson politely replied...

Anyone remember the run-up to the General Election with polls coming at us thick and fast? One thing these surveys all had in common was that it was neck and neck, too close to call, a tight finish and other horse racing metaphors. But. They all got it wrong, a hung Parliament was not to be and the Tories had a small but magnificently formed majority.

So the pollsters have navel-gazed, fretted and finally given themselves a damned good talking to and have concluded the reason they Got It Wrong was they asked too many Labour supporters and not enough Tory supporters. Simples.

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Similarly, the polls got it wrong with the recent by-election where the polls suggested a possible UKIP win over the incumbent party but Labour increased their share of the votes.

[bluebellnutter]

From what they've been saying about Oldham they actually didn't conduct polls, meaning the media were thrashing about in the dark and basically going by what they expected to happen rather than with any evidence of it.

[Daley Mayle]

From what they've been saying about Oldham they actually didn't conduct polls, meaning the media were thrashing about in the dark and basically going by what they expected to happen rather than with any evidence of it.

Ahh, so it was straw poll held at the media's favourite watering hole, The Pony and Trap Inne?

[bluebellnutter]

From what they've been saying about Oldham they actually didn't conduct polls, meaning the media were thrashing about in the dark and basically going by what they expected to happen rather than with any evidence of it.

Ahh, so it was straw poll held at the media's favourite watering hole, The Pony and Trap Inne?

Presumably. Would explain a lot.

[Fozzy]

I heard something to the effect that they couldn't get a fully representative sample because so many representatives of the older section of the population told them to fuck off when they phoned. In which case they should have issued their forecasts with a large health warning about their reliability.

[The Weeping Angel]

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Of course he did.

[Bones McCoy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... paign.html

Brexit attracts Nazi mentalists (and this is news they tell me).


More fun with the Sunday sister paper breaking ranks from Dacre's rabble.

[Big Arnold]

A man became trapped when the car he was working on fell on top of him. The emergency services were called to Clementine Avenue in Seaford just after 11.15am yesterday (Friday, August 5).
The incident happened just half an hour before another man was injured when a car he was working on in Birling Way in Uckfield fell and trapped him.
A Sussex Police spokesman said the two incidents are not linked.

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[Silkyman]

Did people think it was terrorism related? After Jihadi John comes Jihadi Jack?

[PaulOnBooks]

I'm not sure ISIS could maintain a campaign of dropping cars on people.

[Big Arnold]

A very English farce! Following years of insisting he was dead, police turn up on the Jeremy Thorpe hitman's doorstep (after he was found alive by the Press) - only to discover he's vanished AGAIN!
MailOnline revealed on Friday night that Newton was alive and using the alias Hann Redwin, but police appear to have turned up looking for him 48 hours later.

So instead of telling the police first, they give Newton the chance to disappear.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z5HRaBFj8C

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