[karlt]

Yebbut then it was only a tip. Now it's a hack.

When we come out of the various bodies that stop us hanging people, can I nominate the individual who appropriated the term 'hack' to replace 'tip' is the first to be hanged by the neck until dead?

No, because the first person who started using "reach out" just to mean "contact" will be in front of them.

[Boiler]

Along with the person who first said "I'll ping you an email?"

[Big Arnold]

One was not amused! Queen Victoria ordered her government to hunt down and 'mitigate the evil' of Jack the Ripper

The startling claim comes in a new book by renowned Royal historian Ian Lloyd.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ipper.html

[The Red Arrow]

Trivialising the murder of prostitutes? In the M*il? Oh, wait...

[karlt]

Along with the person who first said "I'll ping you an email?"

Not to mention the first one to refer to the end of the business day as "Close of Play". Or possibly the second; one original cricket related reference, fine, but copying boringly - nah.

[Big Arnold]

Mail discovers releasing equity.

Pensioner, 64, puts his three-bedroom home up for sale at a cut-price £350,000 but there's a catch - he wants to keep living there RENT FREE

[randomelement]

From this story:

EU IS TREASON, Tyburnjigistoogoodfortraitors, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago

St Albans is one of the nice parts of the world. I bet you're a typical London remainiac commie. Probably got posters of Che Geuvara and the Russian hammer and sickle hanging up on the walls of your grotty Kings Cross bedsit.

What a charming person.

[Big Arnold]

SHOCK historic map shows Britain CONNECTED to Europe in Doggerland finding

ARCHAEOLOGISTS and geophysicists have discovered a lost prehistoric settlement in the North Sea which connects Britain to mainland Europe.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/ ... human-life

To be fair, this will be a shock to Expressites.

[Bones McCoy]

SHOCK historic map shows Britain CONNECTED to Europe in Doggerland finding

ARCHAEOLOGISTS and geophysicists have discovered a lost prehistoric settlement in the North Sea which connects Britain to mainland Europe.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/ ... human-life

To be fair, this will be a shock to Expressites.

They think Doggerland is the old car park behind the bowls club.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

All history is a shock to the brain-dead reactionary dipshits who read the Express.

[spoonman]

All history is a shock to the brain-dead reactionary dipshits who read the Express.

That's not fair. They know exactly what all went on in Europe between 1933 and 1945, even those whom weren't born until 1946 or later.

[Andy McDandy]

Their knowledge of British history is confined to Our Island Story and the lid of a tin of Quality Street. Chocolate box pap.

[Big Arnold]

Drivers who leave the motorway to avoid service stations and fill up locally can save up to £20 on long journey, research show

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ve-20.html