NoNoNoNoNo! Those poor cocoa bean pods are hung up by the feet and have their throats cut, WHILE THEY'RE STILL AWARE* OF WHAT' GOING ON!!!!
Bad cruel evil
*Even cocoa beans have more awareness than yer average Fail reader
TBH if they have to get by living off only gin as a liquid source I can live with that.
Tee heeKevS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:14 pmDuring the crucifixion, John ch19 vv28-29 says:
"Jesus said, “I am thirsty.” A jar of wine vinegar was there, so they soaked a sponge in it, put the sponge on a stalk of the hyssop plant, and lifted it to Jesus’ lips."
It does not say
"Jesus said "I'm a bit peckish actually". So the Romans popped down to Morrisons, came back, and chucked a chocolate egg full of M & M's up at Jesus. Who, erm, couldn't actually catch it, being nailed up and that."
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