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By SoulBoy
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#526716
RIP Journalism

So who DOES Meghan remind you of, Harry? From her brunette locks to her fashion sense, the prince's fiancée bears more than passing resemblance to Pippa Middleton

The evidence appears to be dark hair, teeth, a tidy arse and owning jeans.
 
By Abernathy
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#526739
They're right, you know. Meghan has two eyes, Pippa has......TWO EYES!

Pippa has one nose..... Meghan has... ONE NOSE !

Pippa has 2 ears, Meghan..... TWO EARS !



It's uncanny !
 
By Boiler
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SoulBoy wrote:RIP Journalism

So who DOES Meghan remind you of, Harry? From her brunette locks to her fashion sense, the prince's fiancée bears more than passing resemblance to Pippa Middleton

The evidence appears to be dark hair, teeth, a tidy arse and owning jeans.
Pippa Middleton had a back with a crack, not an arse.
 
By Daley Mayle
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Do they both have armpit vaginas?

Image
A disgraceful, shameless woman flaunting her AV
It all started with the muffin top, that telltale spillage of flesh over the top of a tight waistband. Then came the bingo wing, the supposedly shaming droop of flesh beneath middle-aged arms; or maybe it was the cankle (chubby ankle), or the saggy knee. I forget now.

It’s hard for women to keep track of which specific body part is currently being shamed to death, when it seems to be open season on all of them. But even by the demented standards of female self-flagellation, the emergence of “arm vagina” – aka the slight fold of flesh created where the average arm meets the average body – is a low point.

If you’re reading this in a public place and unable immediately to check whether you have arm vagina, then let me help; you almost certainly do. Everyone does. It’s basically a normal human armpit, which tends to involve some spare capacity in the flesh department, what with it being difficult to raise your arm otherwise.

But in Hollywood, having a freakishly fat-free underarm, as taut and smooth as a plastic Barbie doll’s, is apparently the new goal. In a long list of mad things female actors are conditioned to worry about exposing on the red carpet, arm vagina is “the one that comes up all the time”, as the celebrity stylist Rebecca Corbin-Murray told the Times this week.
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By Messianic Trees
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#526802
RIP journalism's zombified remains:

Did Love Actually PREDICT Meghan and Harry's royal romance? Couple are compared to smitten red-head Sam and his adorable American crush on Twitter

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By The Weeping Angel
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#526816
Safe_Timber_Man wrote:
A Twitter user says Love Actually predicted Meghan and Harry's romance


An entire article based around what a Twitter user tweeted. This is from the newspaper that hates Twitter and dismisses it as an irrelevance.
These days a lot of journalism seems to be based around trawling twitter.
 
By Bones McCoy
Membership Days Posts
#526818
Daley Mayle wrote:Do they both have armpit vaginas?

Image
A disgraceful, shameless woman flaunting her AV
It all started with the muffin top, that telltale spillage of flesh over the top of a tight waistband. Then came the bingo wing, the supposedly shaming droop of flesh beneath middle-aged arms; or maybe it was the cankle (chubby ankle), or the saggy knee. I forget now.

It’s hard for women to keep track of which specific body part is currently being shamed to death, when it seems to be open season on all of them. But even by the demented standards of female self-flagellation, the emergence of “arm vagina” – aka the slight fold of flesh created where the average arm meets the average body – is a low point.

If you’re reading this in a public place and unable immediately to check whether you have arm vagina, then let me help; you almost certainly do. Everyone does. It’s basically a normal human armpit, which tends to involve some spare capacity in the flesh department, what with it being difficult to raise your arm otherwise.

But in Hollywood, having a freakishly fat-free underarm, as taut and smooth as a plastic Barbie doll’s, is apparently the new goal. In a long list of mad things female actors are conditioned to worry about exposing on the red carpet, arm vagina is “the one that comes up all the time”, as the celebrity stylist Rebecca Corbin-Murray told the Times this week.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... r-lawrence" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Yeah, but shaved, unshaved or Brazilian?
 
By The Weeping Angel
Membership Days Posts
#526820
You know Republicanism in this country would get a much better hearing, if Republicans didn't come out with juvenile crap like this.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... aford-mods" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Our relationship with the royal monsters is seen as one trapped in a Julie Andrews film set in the bygone era, somewhere in Switzerland perhaps. A rosy, Walt Disney-esque illusion as we sing along to the cries of these psychopaths. We are the apologists, the never-ending apologists, who will gush at Harry’s perceived interest in the youth programme he is currently involved with in the St Anne’s area. He doesn’t give a toss about those people. This only serves to strengthen his family’s position as relevant and merciful. Go home, Rambo. Nottingham doesn’t need you.
 
By lambswool
Membership Days
#526827
Bones McCoy wrote:
Daley Mayle wrote:Do they both have armpit vaginas?

Image
A disgraceful, shameless woman flaunting her AV
It all started with the muffin top, that telltale spillage of flesh over the top of a tight waistband. Then came the bingo wing, the supposedly shaming droop of flesh beneath middle-aged arms; or maybe it was the cankle (chubby ankle), or the saggy knee. I forget now.

It’s hard for women to keep track of which specific body part is currently being shamed to death, when it seems to be open season on all of them. But even by the demented standards of female self-flagellation, the emergence of “arm vagina” – aka the slight fold of flesh created where the average arm meets the average body – is a low point.

If you’re reading this in a public place and unable immediately to check whether you have arm vagina, then let me help; you almost certainly do. Everyone does. It’s basically a normal human armpit, which tends to involve some spare capacity in the flesh department, what with it being difficult to raise your arm otherwise.

But in Hollywood, having a freakishly fat-free underarm, as taut and smooth as a plastic Barbie doll’s, is apparently the new goal. In a long list of mad things female actors are conditioned to worry about exposing on the red carpet, arm vagina is “the one that comes up all the time”, as the celebrity stylist Rebecca Corbin-Murray told the Times this week.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... r-lawrence" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Yeah, but shaved, unshaved or Brazilian?
And isn't it technically a vulva - not a vagina?
 
By Big Arnold
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#526846
The Mail hasn't forgotten its Thai readers.
EXCLUSIVE - Unseen Meghan: Incredible collection of 50 intimate snaps of Miss Markle from age five to 30 by her best friend tells the real story of Prince Harry's wife-to-be
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