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It's been brought to my attention that it is in fact Arlene Foster that should have made the final adjudication, and not Arlene Phillips.

I have now therefore gone to elaborate lengths to dress as Arlene Foster (much more comfortable knickers, but the wig is killing me), to announce the decision.

Aaand ye winnerrrr uzzzz...... Yer Gorilla Woman, so it is. Theresa, wid youse jist polish my orange lodge gold badge up a wee bit mair, there, there's a guid laaaass.
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