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Sexual assault investigation launched after Spanish doctors find a TURTLE inside a British woman's vagina when she complained of stomach ache

Spanish and Island media reported that she 'had no idea how reptile got there

Tortoises live on land whereas turtles live in the water some or nearly all of the time. Both are reptiles from the order of Testudines, but in different classification families
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