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#595392
He's back to duties today so I imagine they'll be scrabbling around for things he did wrong or get in their "body language expert" to tell is he's subconsciously calling everyone plebs or something.


Prince Harry says there is no need 'to grin and bear it' as he promotes 'good mental fitness' ahead of Rugby League World Cup launch today - his first official royal engagement since Megxit bombshell
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... shell.html


This is also the part where they encourage their readers to to waffle on about mental illness being for snowflakes and adopt the great British stiff upper lip.

claudia.rowe, SYDNEY, Australia, 3 hours ago
If you did a bit less moaning and a bit more 'grinning and bearing' you'd be more tolerable.
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#595425
In order to write a shit column Rod Liddle has to pretend Harry and Meghan are, and will be, skint without The Firm:

ROD LIDDLE Maybe in a year or two Prince Harry will wake up and think: Crikey, what have I done?

HER Majesty The Queen has agreed to give Harry and Meghan time to sort out the details of their famous “step back” from royal life.

But that should surely be a fairly simple matter. Harry and Meghan have said they wish to be “independent”. A lot of time has been spent working out how that independence can be achieved.

Well, here’s the thing. I have a cunning plan for the Sussexes as to how they might be “independent”.

What you need to do is get something called a “job”.

If you get one of those they give you money which you can use to buy things — a house, some Pot Noodles, a Hot Wheels car racing set — anything, really, within reason. Remarkable, isn’t it?

It probably wouldn’t pay for the £8million Canadian mansion Meghan is holed up in right now — but they can always ponce a few freebies off their mega-rich friends.

It might not quite cover the legal costs Meghan may incur from her upcoming court case. She’s suing a newspaper and her dad is set to testify AGAINST her.

You have to say she has a knack, this lass, of getting on the wrong side of quite a few people.

I think it’s fair to guess that the Royal Family are not entirely happy with her right now. So she’s hacked off her new family much as she’s hacked off her own one.

It’s no huge surprise they’re both heading off to “Canada” (or “Los Angeles” as it’s more familiarly known).

Meghan seems not to like the UK very much. She doesn’t spend much time in it and my suspicion is that the local people haven’t entirely taken to her.

We had a bit of time for Harry, once. He seemed an amiably thick rugger-bugger with a mischievous sense of humour. Not any more, sadly.

He seems to spend half of his time crying. And he also seems to have swallowed whole the air-headed, ultra-woke, touchy-feely drivel his wife has imported from the United States.

Still, we were happy to spend an extortionate sum doing up their “cottage” with the most expensive materials money could buy. And we were delighted to see photographs of young Archie — once we were allowed to by madam.

For someone who dislikes the starchy formality of the Royal Family, Meghan displays quite a few airs and graces, doesn’t she?

Hates being photographed and gets her bullying minders to stop people taking snaps. Loves being photographed when she’s promoting herself or her vacuous ideas.

But hey, they love each other and that’s the important thing.

Let them move to Canada or LA, where they can jabber to each other about climate change and how everyone who doesn’t like her is racist, until the cows come home.

But let them do it entirely independently. No money from the Duchy of Cornwall Estate. No royal stipend. No security staff paid for by the taxpayers, either here or there.

Let them be truly independent, which is what they seem to wish for.

Maybe they’ll find it liberating. Or maybe in a year or two Prince Harry will wake up and think: Crikey, what have I done.
#595431
So let's see.
This couple; a trained combat helicopter pilot, and a leading actress will be unable to find work.

Admittedly there isn't a lot of call for combat helicopter pilots in the Sits Vac.
I imagine it's up the higher end of helicoptering through, and he could quickly cross train to buzz high value passengers around the film sets.
#595432
Fact is they could make 10's of thousands of pounds for a single Instagram post but I suspect they will do something more worthwhile which The Sun will no doubt call "woke".

Either way, they'll be fine. It wouldn't surprise me if they end up with a far higher net worth than they would if they stayed put.
#595439
Long John Baldry ('Let the heartaches begin' pop pickers) was the talented mentor to Rod Stewart and Elton John who could never break through in the UK even with the patronage of his mega star proteges. He went to Canada, became a big hit and lived happily ever after.
#595453
Here's that "body language expert"!


Prince Harry plays 'the naughty kid' without wife Meghan Markle around, claims body language expert who says Duke's fast pace shows an urgency to 'get things done' as he makes first public appearance since Megxit crisis
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... xpert.html


This is her findings:
The Duke of Sussex plays 'the naughty kid of the Royal Family' when his wife Meghan Markle and son Archie are not around.

She added that checking his shoes for mud suggests he sees himself as a 'naughty or rebellious kid who is currently wanting to be seen on his best behaviour'.
he fiddled with his wedding ring in a move that suggests he is 'summoning' the virtual support of Meghan
'Overall it was energetic and upbeat body language with Harry's solo appearance here meaning he'd lost the signs of protective, watchful anxiety without his wife and baby to worry about in front of the Press.
Harry displayed 'staccato movements' and had a 'desire to be relaxed and more active and casual' in the gardens this morning.
Harry's grin was back at long last in this solo public appearance
His anxiety, self-comfort rituals appeared to have diminished


So, basically...

"he's so much better without his bitch wife."
#595454
The Red Arrow wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:21 am
Julia Dunning Kruger rides again...

Where would mental health coverage be without the right's very own Nurse Ratched.
#595455
Safe_Timber_Man wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 4:13 pm
Here's that "body language expert"!


Prince Harry plays 'the naughty kid' without wife Meghan Markle around, claims body language expert who says Duke's fast pace shows an urgency to 'get things done' as he makes first public appearance since Megxit crisis
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... xpert.html


This is her findings:
The Duke of Sussex plays 'the naughty kid of the Royal Family' when his wife Meghan Markle and son Archie are not around.

She added that checking his shoes for mud suggests he sees himself as a 'naughty or rebellious kid who is currently wanting to be seen on his best behaviour'.
he fiddled with his wedding ring in a move that suggests he is 'summoning' the virtual support of Meghan
'Overall it was energetic and upbeat body language with Harry's solo appearance here meaning he'd lost the signs of protective, watchful anxiety without his wife and baby to worry about in front of the Press.
Harry displayed 'staccato movements' and had a 'desire to be relaxed and more active and casual' in the gardens this morning.
Harry's grin was back at long last in this solo public appearance
His anxiety, self-comfort rituals appeared to have diminished


So, basically...

"he's so much better without his bitch wife."
Derek Acorah's barely got cold, and already he's filing copy for the Heil.
#595462
The BBC were banging on about Harry 'n' Meg again this morning. The knowledgeable experts they had on started the answer to every question with the words "I think". Who do I report these people to for cruelly overworking poor little "may". "could" and "might"?

The British Broadcasting Corporation: away with your facts. We want opinion and speculation.

News channel, my arse.
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