- Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:42 pm
#174278
Ah, the season of mist and poppy story fruitfulness.
Points will be scored for spotting:
1. Royal Legion volunteer moved on by jobsworth. Extra points if jobsworth has a foreign connection.
2. BBC news presenters wear poppy too early/too late
3. A news presenter won't wear one.
4. A politician doesn't wear one.
5. A politician wears one but guess who paid for it?
6. An ethnic won't wear one because of religious reasons
7. X-Factor judge wears an unfeasibly expensive poppy
8. Are poppies made in a leaking tin hut in Mumbai by blind orphans earning a dollar a month?
9. Are white poppies the new red poppy asks Liz Jones.
10. Poppy fascism
11. Has Poppy Day lost its appeal?
Points will be scored for spotting:
1. Royal Legion volunteer moved on by jobsworth. Extra points if jobsworth has a foreign connection.
2. BBC news presenters wear poppy too early/too late
3. A news presenter won't wear one.
4. A politician doesn't wear one.
5. A politician wears one but guess who paid for it?
6. An ethnic won't wear one because of religious reasons
7. X-Factor judge wears an unfeasibly expensive poppy
8. Are poppies made in a leaking tin hut in Mumbai by blind orphans earning a dollar a month?
9. Are white poppies the new red poppy asks Liz Jones.
10. Poppy fascism
11. Has Poppy Day lost its appeal?