[satnav]

Mocking Biden for being old is a bit rich given that 'The Sun' is owned by a bloke who is 89.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Hopefully a terminal value.

[Watchman]

And how exactly did America become divided, eh Rupert?

[satnav]

What is all this nonsense about.



I think it is one thing to ask for volunteers to help with testing but I'm not sure I'd be over thrilled to a volunteer administering a vaccine.

It also seems rather ironic that a paper that helped to drive thousands of EU doctors and nurses out of the NHS is now desperate to find volunteers to plug the gap.

[Andy McDandy]

"It's just sticking a needle in someone, any idiot can do it, come on, gissa go".

[Boiler]

The words "Needle stick injury" come to mind here. I remember coming home from an acupuncture session once wondering what the jabbing sensation near my waistband was.

You guessed it. Mercifully, the fucker didn't break.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

On your recommendation, Andy, I'm reading 'Sunburn'. This would seem to be a perfect fit for their other cynical 'campaigns'.

It's a good read, by the way.

[Watchman]

Maybe we could get all those heroin users doing it as they are good with needles, and they would be doing something useful
( from my Frankie Boyle tribute act )

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I inject myself about 1k times a year. Am I qualified to handle and dispense an extremely fragile vaccine to vulnerable people in sterile conditions? Amifuck.

Now look at at the Sun demographic. Sanitary isn't a word I'd use. Alongside literate, cautious, comforting, flexible, resourceful and reliable.

[mr angry manchester]

It can only be likened to letting alcoholics run pubs and off licences and hoping they won't help themselves.

[davidjay]

Sun readers being famed for their intelligence and sense of community spirit.

[youngian]

It does say ‘stewards volunteer’ in the fourth paragraph. Jabs Army is only eight letters of inaccuracy.

[Andy McDandy]

They'll love it. Standing around in a hi-vis vest barking orders at people in a car park. Before Brexit only woke lefty gold plated pensions council workers had such privilege.

[Boiler]

They'll love it. Standing around in a hi-vis vest barking orders at people in a car park.