Anything to distract from the Russia and Arcuri reports, eh Boris?
Seriously, it's quite obvious he wants to leave a bricks-and-mortar memorial behind for him, his poisonous family and all his illegitimate kids when he dies, so why not just knock Nelson's Column down and put a 200-foot tall statue of himself in Trafalgar Square?
This nonsensical idea also has another problem - the Irish railways are a different gauge to us. It's quite feasible to have rolling stock that can adjust for gauge, but...
Where does Cumface get all his dead cats from?